connie wakeford

a fucking slut who knows how to suck dick in the mcdonalds toilets. she is a tramp.

omg ur such a connie wakeford

by conniewakefordisatramp December 13, 2017

convience buddy

someone who is your last resort to hang out with, and only because no one else could come or answer.

Mark: "Why were you hanging out with Scott the other day"
Tom: "Well you know, hes my convience buddy, so we hung out cause u werent around"
Mark: "Oh yeah."
Tom: "He annoyed the fuck out of me though, he'll never stop talking."

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

Cosbied

Verb. The act of being drugged and physically violated, then receiving financial compensation for college education.

Yesterday morning I woke up in a hotel room. My clothes were disheveled, but there was a check for a full years' tuition on the bed. I so got Cosbied.

by flaccidduckboner November 27, 2014

Connie

A Connie is any person that is your age that is not white and unconditionally cares for you. Usually of the opposite sex (but can certainly be any gender, religion, etc.) and often in a relationship with someone who doesn't deserve them. Connies are not won, they are earned. Everyone should have a Connie.

Ex. 1 - guy one: bro am I your Connie?

guy two: what's a Connie?

Ex. 2 - Jannet knew that Tim was her Connie.

by einnocadeeni February 26, 2018

Connie Chang

AKA Cadorkaporka. She moos and tends to make people pee shy. Lastly, she drives a sexy volvo tank!

A horrible boyfriend who NEVER walks you to class or opens the door for you.

by =P January 1, 2004

conbired

to be cold,bored,and confused all at one time

Jan was talking to her friend outside during winter when she became very conbired with the conversation.

by trisha h December 4, 2005

consiecious

kun-see-shuss
Used as a "filler" during periods of time where one lacks the knowledge to come up with a verb, adjective, adverb, noun, etc.

I can't believe I cheated on my girlfriend last night. I just feel so... consiecious.

by Corey005 May 29, 2008