Conard

One of two high schools in WH, CT, along with Hall. Unlike Hall, however, Conard is ethnically diverse, comprised of students from middle to lower income backgrounds, and the underdog of WH. Famous Conard grads include "Bob" from the commercials (Come on down!) James and David Naughton (both actors). James played Dr. Pepper in the famous commercials and was the main character in An American Werewolf in London; David starred on Broadway in 'City of Angels' and 'Chicago' and has appeared on TV several times (Law and Order, If These Walls Could Talk, . . .). Hall students often claim superiority, but seldom have any real evidence to back it up.

Hall student: Conard sucks! Hall is so much better!

Conard student: What makes you say that?

Hall: we have better SAT scores, more money, and no black or hispanic people!

Conard: uh huh. Yup, you definitely go to Hall. (p. s. the last time you had better SAT scores than us, Reagan was still president.)

by luckyuhvdashboard April 19, 2007

Coney

An alternate, furrier, version of the word cunny, meaning vagina. This word is a pun - "coney" in British English means "rabbit", but sounds like "cunny", and so it makes an excellent word for furry snatch.

"Get over here and pet my sweet little coney"

by Freeb March 6, 2010

cona

Vagina

by osga August 18, 2003

Conan

A really annoying name to have to introduce your self.

Conan? As in "Conan the Barbarian"?

by Conan, oddly. October 6, 2003

Conan O'Brien

Hilarious late night show host that can make anyone laugh.

I don't watch any other late night shows except Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

coney island whale

Once one uses a condom in the projects of coney island, it is tossed out the window into the water. As it floats in the ocean it is called "a coney island whale"

1. Hahahahaha that nukka just swam into a coney island whale
2. Stop being such a coney island whale

by liquidswordz April 17, 2008

Conan O'Brien

A genuinely funny talk-show host, who after becoming the host of The Tonight Show, provided more laughter in the first 5 minutes of his first show than the entire 17 years of Jay Leno hosting it.

Conan O'Brien's first-ever Tonight Show sketch, where he forgets to move to L.A. to host the show and decides to run on his feet all the way from New York.

by pinokkio83 August 7, 2009