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Rue du Poileau Con

Paris's medieval red light district. Literally translates as "Hairy Cunt Road." It has since evolved into the "Rue de Pelecan."
"J'étais en train d'y aller quand un con m'a raconté dans la Rue du Poileau Con. Alors, quand on est con, on est con!"
by KHD May 16, 2004
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Sogen con

A medium sized convention in Sioux Falls SD that is made of awesome and win. Sogen has become synonymous with rising above adversity.
We thought he was going to be dead last, but he pulled a sogen con and finished the race in first place.
by Chocolate Jesus April 5, 2008
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Con

A invisible crime. Normally paid with cash alone, leaving no paper trail.

"Find someone who wants something, for nothing""And give them nothing, for something"
That fat rich guy, he looks rather dumb and gullible, not to mention greedy. I am going to go and con 500 thousand dollars off of him.
by Igotcule February 22, 2007
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Con Or Aim E

Term for someone who wears shorts daily, and when they intend to pass gas, allow fecal matter to erupt from their colon, out of the shorts, and onto the floor.
"Earlier, in gym class, i was trying to push a fart out and accidentally made a Con Or Aim E.
by Guy With The Bri November 30, 2010
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Con-Textual Attribution Error

The tendency to mistake the superficial excitement derived from receiving text messages for the excitement bourne out of genuine chemistry between you and your text-happy new friend, especially prevalent in the budding stages of romance when a high degree of unfamiliarity is present between said parties. In the alternate context of an in-person or phone conversation, the same conversation would not be nearly as exciting.
It's no wonder your romances always crash so hard after you finally get to know the person, all the excitement between you is nothing more than the anticipation and reception of text messages. It's classic Con-Textual Attribution Error. Similar to the excitement and subsequent letdown of Christmas.
by mckwistonator October 22, 2011
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Con-Track

When a band/label release a song which is not representative of the album it is from.
Guy: "hey dude did you hear the new Fictus track on the radio? it's awesome, i'm gonna go buy the album right now!"

Me: "don't bother, it's a Con-Track, the rest of the album is crap and sounds nothing like it"

Guy: "oh. that's extremely disappointing"

Me: "indeed"
by theCOO August 30, 2013
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cougar con

When a group of middle-age women road trip to a city where they act half their age...specifically at the club.
Hey Bitches, this year Cougar Con 2016 is gonna be in Charleston...clear your schedule and double-down on Spanx.
by Emcata June 24, 2016
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