winston campus

Winston fucking sucks I'm a student there and its full of hairy ugly math teachers who need a life some teachers are cool like the French teacher and the gtt teacher but most are just plain thots who who need to get lifes instead of giving home work the school is 54% Hispanic and no one knows the word excuse me there's also narch who dress codes everyone but she wears a visible crop top under her sari Winston SUCK MY ASS

Oh see that teacher over there she needs to get a life she must work at Winston campus

by thosplacesucksass4real November 2, 2014

computer gangsta

A "person" (usually male) who portrays themself as a gang member, badass, or hardened criminal on internet mediums such as forums, IM, or anywhere else they can post their faggotry. Generally, they are either severely overweight or malnourished caucasian suburbanites who listen to gangsta rap and think it makes them an OG. They almost always make threats of physical violence, which is never backed up and only serves to make themselves feel tough, usually because they got beaten up a lot in school, or because they are just weak ass bitches. Will frequently tell lies about how many fights they've won, claim membership in a legit street gang, or any number of other "computer gangstaisms". If you call them on their bullshit they use their typical "thugged out" cyber-defense, but then log off and cry in the corner repeating "I am a thug...I am a thug..." over and over to reassure themselves that they are in fact gangstas. Disregard any threat they make to you and laugh at their fake machismo, it's the right thing to do.

Computer Gangsta: I'll kill you son, Straight up OG!
Human Being: Shut up bitch, the only thing you've ever killed is a box of cream puffs.

If the Crips saw that scrawny whiteboy wearing a blue flag around his face on the street, he would get his comeuppance in triplicate.

"To keep it real kid you gots to stay humble" - Everlast
Words that every computer gangsta should take to heart.

by Be a fuckin' man, not a little bitch August 22, 2007

computer illiterate

Someone who doesn't know how to use a computer no matter how much you try to help them.

Me - Click "OK"
Dumbass - Click what?
Me - Click "OK"
Dumbass - I don't see "OK"
Me - It should be right in the middle of the screen. Click "OK"

Dumbass - Huh? I can't find "OK" anywhere
Me - Sorry. I cannot help you any further. You are computer illiterate.

by beastRuffian July 21, 2011

compulsive liar

Someone living in a fantasy world of their own creation. Generally lies to either make themselves look 'cool' or to become more popular.

Compulsive liars also lie to gain the upper-hand in arguments or confrontations and to provoke sympathy from their peers.

"I'm moving to Canada"
"I'm earning at LEAST £20k + bonus"
"I'll send your PSP as soon as I get the money"
"My Mum died.. twice"

by Phanny August 2, 2005

computer

you are most likely using one to view this web page

im gonna use my computer to look up porn

by castanza July 15, 2007

Campus Crusade for Cthulhu

A student group at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) ran for the sole purpose of extracting serious lulz from the otherwise deadened student populace. The organization is a grotesque parody of the Campus Crusade for Christ but does reflect the cult-like following the works of Lovecraft et al. have garnered at MIT. Various activities include Sunday readings from the Necronomicon, the BBQ goat sacrifice during Campus Preview Weekend and Rush, and idol crafting circles. Their goal is to ensure they are eaten last when Cthulhu devours the world...so they can watch everyone else's suffering.

Student 1: "Hey, you gonna join CCC?"
Student 2: "Yeah, Christ rocks!"
Student 1: "Oh, no, man, I was talking about the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu!"

CCCMIT member: "Join us, and you shall be devoured last when mighty Cthulhu awakens and rises from the city of R'yleh!"

by MITFroshling#1 December 13, 2010

computer

"What you are on now."

nope, crack doesn't count.

example should include the word "computer"

by yourMOMSnamehaha October 31, 2008