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A noise complaint given when your sexual escapades are too loud for your neighbors.
Bartholomew received a gentleman’s noise complaint after his night with Samantha went through walls.
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Police services complaint

There are two ways to make a police services complaint in Ontario.

OPIRD is next to useless for complaints about police misconduct and police services trafficking.

Police Services Act establishes the OIPRD’s authority to receive, manage and oversee public complaints about the police in Ontario.

The second is slightly better, the RCMP online reporting, name, badge number, misconduct, racketeering and fraud rcmpreportcyberandfraud.canada.ca

Reporting a scam or computer crime online helps the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), the National Cybercrime Coordination Centre (NC3) and the Canadian Anti-Fraud Centre (CAFC) learn more about the nature of these incidents.

You can report quickly and even anonymously if you wish to share helpful information without being identified.
To make a police services complaint, report police raketeering to the RCMP online.
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What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
by QuacksO April 29, 2024
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