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Sugar Companion

An individual providing financial support to someone in the same age cohort, in exchange for sex (or commonly, a relationship).

Contrast with sugar daddy or sugar mommy, where the wealthier individual is also significantly older.
by Russell's Cosmic Teapot August 11, 2013
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Obama coalition

A devout group of supporters who worship their leader and believe he/she will create the change he/she promises, but then are ignored the moment the leader attains power. A common political maneuver seen with Obama supporters who rallied together to get him elected and were then summarily abandoned by the president.
We got played by the city council, they promised to use the funds to refurbish the community center, but instead used the money to build a sports arena. They used all of you to get elected because they saw you as an Obama coalition.
by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016
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Companion

Companions are supposed to watch the Emmys together. No exceptions. This is the place to look it up.
Companion A: *is in Berlin during the Emmy weekend*

Companion B: *is obligated to travel to Berlin and watch the Emmys with Companion A*
by DJ1998 September 19, 2017
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eternal companion

no such thing unless you wear your byu underwear
now my eternal companion lets be kinky and trade underwear.
by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007
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The Sloping Companion

A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.

Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.
The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.
by illinoishorrorman May 9, 2018
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completion

the finishing of an gigantic square pyramid consisting of 22 bricks, but must be at over 9000's stories high.
Completion cannnot be completed because it is completely unneccessary!
by JAILNIGGA. June 13, 2008
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Completionist

A person who feels It is a necessity to obtain or achieve everything despite its INSIGNIFICANT value. They feel the need to turn everything into a collection from Disney figurines to sexual encounters with peers.
Peer: I'll give you a twenty bag to suck my dicc out here in the hundred acre woods
Robbie: *Muffled gagging noises*
Pooh: Oh bother!

Piglet: He can't help it, he's a completionist.
by OJSizzle February 24, 2017
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