confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Commusement

Any enjoyable event or entertaining moment that diverts your attention from your otherwise aggravating daily commute to or from work.

Worker: Wow my trip in provided a ton of commusement.

Co-worker: Oh yeah? What happened?

Worker: Well first this lady totally overreacted and punched another lady who wouldn't move her bag off an empty seat on the bus. Then I gave a dollar to Milli Vanilli after they performed on my subway car.

Co-worker: Wow neat!

by Slappyj5 June 12, 2011

Confuseness

A mix of hot coco and coffee, you can add hazelnut if you want to
You will always get suprised by the flavour, because the proportions are always different

Jess: 'Hey Becca lets grab a Confuseness at Starbucks'

Becca: 'Two grande Confusenesses with extra coco and whipped creme please'

by happymyl May 11, 2014

Confusement

A mixture of both confusion and amusement. Not understanding what is happening but being amused anyway.

When Cody's dad entered a child pageant he caused much confusement.

by Pancakist October 1, 2016

confused ginger

a person with hair that is sorta brown but kinda gingery. they may identify with either or.

My therapist thinks his hair is brown but it's not he's a confused ginger.

by youucantseemeinthedark January 14, 2017

Compuslut

Someone who uses any and all computers with little or no protection.

A person who feels a constant need to touch strangers' hard drives.

Zach is such a dirty compuslut. He never cleans his hard drive.

by Mybolognahasafirstname March 27, 2017

confusation

When you're so confused on a topic that you suddenly become very confused.

There was confusation when you read the above definition, and realized you're not at a museum depriving yourself of boredom.

There was yet more confusation when you saw the picture at the bottom that had NOTHING to do with this word.

There was EVEN FURTHER confusation when you finally realized that what the hell museums have to do with confusation... confused you....

by Smith dux Wurd July 10, 2017