The body-vibrating sensation you get after drinking 3+ cups of straight coffee. The symptoms can range from involuntary foot-tapping to vibrating like a back massager.
by ConverseArt March 3, 2009
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Person A: Hey, what's that brown stain on your desk?
Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess.
Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz.
Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess.
Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz.
by D Mac 94 June 10, 2010
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It looks like that fellow's coffee crumpet has taken a firm pummelling.
Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?
Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?
by Redeeris November 2, 2010
Get the Coffee Crumpet mug.One who is so addicted to coffee to the point of being oblivious to the world at large until the first dose is gone.
I was standing in the kitchen making my morning Americano with cream and did not notice that the house painters were standing at the window looking directly at me hoping to get my attention. Coffeeholic that I am, I didn't even know the painters were at the house, much less looking right at me. My husband came back from his morning run and asked me why I ignored the painters.
by Americano with cream October 28, 2011
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Similar to how a latex condom is designed to protect you from sexually transmitted diseases the "coffee condom" is designed to protect your hand from the hot cup of coffee.
Similar to how a latex condom is designed to protect you from sexually transmitted diseases the "coffee condom" is designed to protect your hand from the hot cup of coffee.
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Get the Apres-Coffee mug.Fecal waste that is a direct by-product of and is triggered by coffee consumption. Typically the passing of a Coffee Toffee follows a complete cup of coffee but in some the urge to defecate can become overpowering even part way through their cup.
noun: After downing a latte with her lunch, Sophie found herself holding up the restroom cue as she dumped a massive coffee toffee into her work toilet, leaving a damning skid mark in its wake.
verb: Pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. Not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.
verb: Pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. Not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.
by The_Beard_of_Odin April 17, 2009
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