by Dago February 5, 2004
Get the Comatosed mug.*Jerry* " fuck I ate too many tacos, I'm so sleepy."
*Derek* " Don't u fucking have a Ta-Coma on me now Jerry, I'm so sick of ur shit."
*Derek* " Don't u fucking have a Ta-Coma on me now Jerry, I'm so sick of ur shit."
by Don't-Fucking-Ask-Why July 26, 2015
Get the Ta-Coma mug.A state in which a person is generally lethargic, lazy, and very full from eating a large meal. A large meal shall be defined as a meal containing high amounts of carbohydrates.
After eating such a meal, a person usually cannot eat anymore because they are too tired to carry on.
A common cause of such weariness can be directly related to eating turkey at Thanksgiving. Turkey contains Tryptophan, a sleep inducing chemical.
Another cause of food coma comes from drinking too much wine with a big meal.
The real cause of Food Coma comes from eating too much carbs that will eventually break down in the stomach, causing an inordinate amt. of blood to rush to the system.
To releive the effects of food coma, one can unbutton their pants so their stomach can expand beyond normal perameters.
Also, it is advised that a person take a short nap, followed by a large dessert.
After eating such a meal, a person usually cannot eat anymore because they are too tired to carry on.
A common cause of such weariness can be directly related to eating turkey at Thanksgiving. Turkey contains Tryptophan, a sleep inducing chemical.
Another cause of food coma comes from drinking too much wine with a big meal.
The real cause of Food Coma comes from eating too much carbs that will eventually break down in the stomach, causing an inordinate amt. of blood to rush to the system.
To releive the effects of food coma, one can unbutton their pants so their stomach can expand beyond normal perameters.
Also, it is advised that a person take a short nap, followed by a large dessert.
Gee adam, i'm really tired. I think the tryptophan in that turkey is putting me to sleep.
Tasha was so full she unbuttoned her pants to help releive her Food Coma before taking a nap.
Tasha was so full she unbuttoned her pants to help releive her Food Coma before taking a nap.
by gdiggity May 21, 2006
Get the food coma mug.When a male undergoes an extended period of time without sex, the penis falls into a comatose state.
Lyn: Did you hook up that girl the other night?
Josh: No...my penis is suffering from a Penis Coma :(
Josh: No...my penis is suffering from a Penis Coma :(
by Josh Ward October 21, 2010
Get the Penis Coma mug.In regards to comasturbation.
by G. Thomas January 8, 2007
Get the comasturbatory mug.The comatose-like state that quickly follows after smoking some dank-ass indica. The effect can also be produced with certain other buds and the people most susceptible to a Stoner Coma are people who are new to smoking the cannabis plant.
Josh: Damn man!
Jarred: What's wrong?
Josh: That purp indica shit we got the other day put Rob into a stoner coma!
Rob: ZzzzZzzz
Jarred: What's wrong?
Josh: That purp indica shit we got the other day put Rob into a stoner coma!
Rob: ZzzzZzzz
by Spartan1010 June 12, 2008
Get the Stoner Coma mug.When you are so high, you have no choice but to sleep for approx. 1 to 2 hours only to wake up and eat everything in a 2 block radius.
Jon was high as a junt and quickly fell into a Doja Coma. *Falls asleep* An hour and a half later, he awoke in a hungry rage. The first thing that he eats is Swedish Fish, colorful Twizzlers, and Ramen noodles. *Maxin' on munchies* He then proceeded to clear out the neighbors' cabinets.
Before he knew it, Jon began to come to his senses and proceeded to roll more junts and began the cycle all over again.
Let's ride bikes.
Before he knew it, Jon began to come to his senses and proceeded to roll more junts and began the cycle all over again.
Let's ride bikes.
by Chrisb Chrisb August 9, 2009
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