Columbian Espresso

When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.

Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.

by Aqua Sluts March 8, 2021

columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.

My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.

by Chalupacabbra March 12, 2021

Columbian Road Runner

The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.

Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”

Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”

by Ballin with your balls December 13, 2024

Columbian cum rocket

A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.

Last night this skank let me do the columbian cum rocket

by OneEyedYogurtSlinger69 June 19, 2025

Columbian pow pow

That good white you can only rlly get from the cartel. Slang for cocaine.

Fein “yo Valentino you got any of that Colombian pow pow?”

Valentino “igu bro.”

Ruby “what’s columbian pow pow?”

Fein “It’s cocaine girl”

by Hothead666 June 22, 2025

Columbian Speedboat

When you are balls deep in her doing your squizz bent over the tub while holding her head under water and all you can hear is "glub blub glub bub".

Boy, last night I was at a party and I tried to go to the bathroom and I accidentally cucked my body in the middle of a Columbian Speedboat!!!

by greyskull55731 September 5, 2025

Columbian Blowhole

When you finish in a girls mouth and then she spits your load back in your face, like a whales blowhole.

I met this freaky columbian bird at the pub last night, and when I took her home she performed the columbian blowhole on me! It was sensational

by yxngscrappy September 12, 2025