Columbian Condom

When a male covers his genitalia in cocaine, then engages in intercourse with a female.

Dude Carlos totally gave Katarina a columbian condom, she was messed up, but she was feeling great!

by Nor Y Mac September 09, 2012

Columbian Cock Rush

The act of a male inserting his penis into a nostril of a female and then beating off while the go precedes to snort up all the "baby batter" and try to get a buzz...

She won't but, its whatever your in to...

Yeah man, she wanted my cock for her fix of Columbian Cock Rush

by WTFuckisthis March 01, 2011

Columbian Fire Crickets

The act of spreading ones foreskin in front the sparks coming off an angle grinder.

I know a guy back east who really enjoys Columbian Fire Crickets.

by Blortlord May 28, 2025

Columbian Espresso

When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.

Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.

by Aqua Sluts March 08, 2021

Columbian pow pow

That good white you can only rlly get from the cartel. Slang for cocaine.

Fein “yo Valentino you got any of that Colombian pow pow?”

Valentino “igu bro.”

Ruby “what’s columbian pow pow?”

Fein “It’s cocaine girl”

by Hothead666 June 22, 2025

columbian pattycake

When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.

Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.

by TeddyBearGuru97 January 30, 2016

Columbian Pussy Hound

A Columbian Pussy Hound is a person who is Columbian that loves the ladies.

Chris George is the original Columbian Pussy Hound!

by Pegasus6 February 14, 2022