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columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.
My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.
by Chalupacabbra March 12, 2021
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The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.
{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...
by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010
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Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.
by Shiggles October 3, 2016
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Columbian Ball Buster

A sexual act in which one partner performs an elbow drop onto the other's exposed testicles, similar to the move popularized by the Columbus, Ohio born WWE fighter Randy "Macho Man" Savage.
"hey did you hear about John and Jessica? Apparently Jessica gave John a Columbian Ball Buster."

"Wow that must've felt great for John!"
by pimpster69420 September 16, 2023
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Columbian blowjob

When you do a line a coke of of your partners dick and then blow them
She gave me a Columbian blowjob
by Julia lupercio October 14, 2015
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Columbian Cumfart

When i guy blows cocaine through a straw in a girls asshole, then gives her an anal creampie, waits for the girl to make a cumfart bubble and let it pop on your face to get high.
I got tired of just snorting lines off of strippers asses so I made her do a Columbian Cumfart! It was awesome but I think i have pink eye....
by Winterfart69 November 23, 2019
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Columbian Fuck

When you shove a banana, grapefruit, and an Asian in a girls torn anus all at the same time
"Who that girl looks like a Colombian fuck tart."

That's one columbian fuck!
by Evan Stanley Breath January 23, 2017
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