Colon Contraction

When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.

I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.

by BT 2 September 1, 2009

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Colon Tickle

Verb- The action of inserting the penis into the anus for the first time, invoking mostly pain, horror and complete shock. Possibly followed by pleasure. Possibly not.

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"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"

"Just the tip, for boys"

"Backdoor Pony Express"

"Hey, did you hear that Vin Diesel wanted to Colon Tickle Clay Aiken?"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"

by Boooose February 26, 2010

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Colin-ization

1. Verb. The addition of at least one special Colin to your life in order to obtain true enlightenment and happiness.

2. Verb. Befriending Colin in order to lift your spirits and raise your integrity.

I don't know what's wrong with me, I've been depressed and off the radar forever and a day.

Have you tried Colin-ization, man? I felt the same way until I got more Colin in MY life!

by Colin's mom Misty wombat December 31, 2010

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Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.

"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."

by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012

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