The best thing since sliced bread is the super short version. She is as beautiful as the sun and stars. She has a smile that sparkles and a laugh that makes any man weak. She may be manipulative at times but underneath it all she really truly cares. Amanda Colon is a princess that deserves the world and should be taken care of like the little one she is. She has passion and care like no other. Nobody can compare. This is only the short version on how to define Amanda Colon
by tbrosen March 1, 2019
Get the Amanda Colonmug. My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019
Get the colon flexmug. When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
by Drillmaster June 8, 2019
Get the colon cometmug. The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.
by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011
Get the colon carnagemug. Friend 1: "Did you see the way Mike was eyeing up Kiesha earlier?"
Friend 2: "Total colonizer moment."
Friend 2: "Total colonizer moment."
by IwanttofuckJPosadas December 7, 2020
Get the colonizer momentmug. A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.
by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013
Get the Colon Jellomug. by Gandis March 9, 2010
Get the kebab Colonicmug.