Coronicle

CORONICLE: noun, an account of stories and events posted by regular citizens on social media like Facebook or Twitter chronicling their daily lives during the coronavirus lockdown. Example: John: James just went crazy with the lockdown, took all his cloths off, put his turtle on a leash, descended on the street and started barking like a dog.

John: James just went crazy with the lockdown, took all his cloths off, put his turtle on a leash, descendant on the street and started barking like a dog.

me: Thanx, I needed some material for my facebook coronicle ..

by MikeSoussan April 7, 2020

Colonial Mongar

Someone who obsesses over themselves too much and is too self-absorbed.

Ray was being such a goddamn colonial mongar.

by #1 mommy June 18, 2020

Colonial Marine Syndrome [CMS]

A thought process held by many film and game producers and makers, in which they want the new product to be like a prexisting product in the thought that it will make the product sell by principle. This rarely works and almost always kills the product from the start. The term comes from the video game "Aliens: Colonial Marines" in which the producers and makers wanted to make a call of duty game with the alien franchise

J: Hey did you hear about the new monster hunter movie?

L: The, WHAT, Oh man i love that game I wonder what its about
J: The description said it was about a military squad that discover a new world that evil monsters are trying to get to the normal world and take over
L: That honestly just sounds like Pacific rim with a monster hunter coat of paint
J: Oh than its a case of Colonial Marine Syndrome CMS
L: Uh, YEAH

by Scrapnell July 10, 2020

colonial feet

The act of making someone look for something you made up.

The measurements for this Aux cord are off. It must have been measured in colonial feet.

by Zerxzeo November 26, 2020

Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up

Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching

by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021

colonizebrad

When you colonize brad

We did it, we colonizebrad!

by -Broomsweeper_67 March 13, 2021

Colonial pipeline

The definition of a gay orgy between 1607 and 1783

Did you hear William Ramsford, Sir Bradley, his esquire, and Mr. Edmund were quartered and hung for partaking in the colonial pipeline?

by Captain Slap Jack May 10, 2021