Online conservatives are the people online that talk about how stupid democrats/liberals are online without looking at facts. They also post degrading things about democrats/liberals on this site. Typically in high school and college. Spend most of their time on the Internet reading what the conservative media (Fox News) wants them to see. Never have facts behind their statements and need a big wake-up call.
guy1: Obama is stupid! He's ruined our economy!
guy2: Actually it was Bush who ruined the economy. Obama just inherited Bushes mess
guy1: Obama is stupid! He's ruined our economy!
guy2: Actually it was Bush who ruined the economy. Obama just inherited Bushes mess
guy1: Obama is stupid! He's ruined our economy!
guy2: Actually it was Bush who ruined the economy. Obama just inherited Bushes mess. It's the online conservatives who perpetuate this falsehood
guy2: Actually it was Bush who ruined the economy. Obama just inherited Bushes mess. It's the online conservatives who perpetuate this falsehood
by twistedwire January 26, 2010
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An extremely contradicting phrase. You can't be a conservative and a punk. Not only is it un-intelligent, but it is also very disgraceful and pathetic. A conservative punk doesn't exist today, and most likely won't later on.
Poseur: Lyke, totally you guys! I'm totally punk!
Punk: Really now? What are your political prefferances?
Poseur: Well, I'm like, totally a conservative because I like, hate black people and um... bush is lyke, totally awesome!
Punk: You poseur. What's you're favorite band, you so called "punk".
Poseur: Ahh! It's totally Simple Plan.
Punk: I'm not surprised. Punk is about disregaurding orders and ANARCHY! You are a disgrace to true punks everywhere.
Poseur: OMG! But I thought that it was lyke, for rich white girls like me!
Punk: Go suck one of your crappy ass Avril Lavigne CD's
Poseur: Oooook! yay!
Punk: Really now? What are your political prefferances?
Poseur: Well, I'm like, totally a conservative because I like, hate black people and um... bush is lyke, totally awesome!
Punk: You poseur. What's you're favorite band, you so called "punk".
Poseur: Ahh! It's totally Simple Plan.
Punk: I'm not surprised. Punk is about disregaurding orders and ANARCHY! You are a disgrace to true punks everywhere.
Poseur: OMG! But I thought that it was lyke, for rich white girls like me!
Punk: Go suck one of your crappy ass Avril Lavigne CD's
Poseur: Oooook! yay!
by Ginger T. September 1, 2005
Get the conservative punk mug.The Conservative Party is fast becoming an irrelevance in Britains attempts to become a one party state. Most of their voters are over 68 years of age and will hopefully die very soon. Currently led by David Cameron, who is belived to have suffered severe facial burns as a child which gives him his shiny balloon face.
Most Tories (Conservative members) are upper class, too stupid to enter the family business, were educated at Eton, congenitally delusional, and have become the last remnants of Empire. However there remains strong support amongst the neuveau riche (trying to become like the above), and the xenophobic lower classes who wish they were working 'below stairs' cleaning shit off their masters shoes.
Most Tories (Conservative members) are upper class, too stupid to enter the family business, were educated at Eton, congenitally delusional, and have become the last remnants of Empire. However there remains strong support amongst the neuveau riche (trying to become like the above), and the xenophobic lower classes who wish they were working 'below stairs' cleaning shit off their masters shoes.
A: I think I might vote for the Conservative party at the next election.
B: Who?
C: Oh, I rememeber them! (then proceeds to assault B)
B: Who?
C: Oh, I rememeber them! (then proceeds to assault B)
by lukaz January 13, 2007
Get the conservative party mug.A conservative knows what would help humanity as a whole, while a liberal doesn't know anything except bitching about Republicans, and smoking drugs.
by Someone smarter than a liberal September 15, 2005
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n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook
n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook
Ted: I don't like the new photo viewer on facebook...
Fred: You're totally facebook-conservative, man.
Sam: I really wish Facebook would stop changing everything.
Pam: You're definitely a Facebook-Conservative.
Fred: You're totally facebook-conservative, man.
Sam: I really wish Facebook would stop changing everything.
Pam: You're definitely a Facebook-Conservative.
by kiyoshikc March 31, 2011
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