cockscientious

adjective to describe someone who has a pushy do-gooder attitude.

Betty: "Jon, you should recycle that coffee cup. Let's all try to save the environment together!"
Jon: "Oh Betty, you are so cockscientious!"

by cockscientious objector May 8, 2008

Goldie Cocks

A female that samples multi peni to find her perfect vaginal fit .

Ahhhhh that Charlie is a right Goldie Cocks , she's tried Tom, Dick and Harry, but turns out Craig's was jusssssssst right.

by fallyscouse November 21, 2015

aggrivated cockasians

A band formed from Argenta, IL that is undeniably the greatest band of all time.

The Beatles and Stones may be great, but they're no Aggrivated Cockasians

by Swollmeier November 13, 2016

Cockasaurus

A hugggggeeee penis, like realllyyyy big

"she wanted some of my cockasaurus"

by G Dub April 16, 2007

cockbuster3000

A whore;a slut; a skank; one who gives head to two diferent guys on one night; esp. Emily

I heard cockbuster3000 did it again.

by Samo March 16, 2005

Cockasians

n. A group of people, predominantly Caucasians, with cocks up their asses. These people take it upon themselves to sanitize everything to make it appropriate for public consumption. Ironically, these people turned out to be the most ignorant bigoted racists you will ever encounter.

Thank the Cockasians for diversity training, censorship, and all other forms of pretentious bullshit found in American society today.

by Verges March 24, 2004

cockasaurous

Tray. Big crane, eight inches of hard black cock.

My boyfriend pulled down his pants, and he had a cockasaurous. It was beautiful.

by Mosely February 11, 2008