cockmerchant

n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking cock
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than cunt or fuckwit.

Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "Fuck off you pumptious cunt"

by How it is April 8, 2005

Cockforce

The rating of which your cock's strength in terms of penetration and wall smashing is given.
Ratings go from 1 to 10, 1 being the weakest, 10 the strongest.

Jack: What's your Cockforce?
Matt Barnett: Mine's a 7. Smashed down a wall and fucked my girlfriend with this badboy just yesterday.
Jack: Steve says his Cockforce is 9.8, lying fuck.

by PCG12 August 25, 2009

cockier than a dick

(adj.)

when someone is being extremely cocky and egotistic. A play on words with mixing the words cocky and dick. The play on words part is "cocky"- meaning very obnoxious and thinking to highly of ones self, and "cock"- slang for penis.

That kid is cockier than a dick!

by Larssinion Carlos Puckett IV September 15, 2009

Cockversation

Talking to your penis

He was totally having a cockversation with himself. I forgot I was even there!

by Zeezachhh June 13, 2010

cockfreeze

when your hot boyfriend (or girlfriend) is near you and you cant have an intelligent conversation because you cant find the words because the thought of sex (conscious or subconscious) is blocking your brain from any cohesive thought process

i was trying to have an intelligent conversation about the crisis in Ukraine when i looked over at my boyfriend and had a cockfreeze and totally forgot what i was going to say.

by whitemomlovzrap April 30, 2014

cocker

someone who actslike a complete cock - similar to the word dick head but more effective. cockers also play with themselves.

1) that guy called me fat, hes a complete cocker.
2) all my boyfrend does is masturbate- hes such a cocker.

by =)=)=)=)=)=)=) March 9, 2009

Cocker

1. see bitch or fucker.
2. Derived from cock and fucker.
3. Strong insult toward either gender.

Anna: Go suck a fatty, dag!
Trevi: I hate you, you fucking cocker!

by Trevi October 22, 2003