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cockass

1) A nonsense compound insult that is primarily used in a humorous manner. 2) The combination of the words "cock" and "ass".
You are such a cockass.
by Anonymous February 14, 2004
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coca-cola

by Keegster April 28, 2003
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Cockaby

1. Great sex before bed that puts you right to sleep.

"Cocka-by" - "cocka" replaces "lulla" in Lullaby.'

2. As similarly explained in Wikipedia: A Cockaby (wk: Lullaby) is a soothing "sextivity", usually done with compliant participants before they go to sleep, with the intention of speeding that process; after explosion of great orgasm

Wikipedia (for Lullaby): A lullaby is a soothing song, usually sung to young children before they go to sleep, with the intention of speeding that process.
I woke up feeling VERY refresh this morning! Perhaps it's because I got a great Cockaby last night. :D
by UnAhavel December 24, 2010
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cockandballs

The entire span of a male's genitals as a whole. Instead of the seperatist 'cock and balls', the zen pronunciation would not include the spatial demarcations between the words, allowing the phrase to flow when spoken, into a state of oneness.
I heard Lewie got punched in the cockandballs by Baby's tongue while he slept.
by Mikey G October 20, 2003
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cocaine plans

Future arrangements that are made while high on cocaine. Those that are on cocaine think it sounds like just the best idea in the world, but when the next morning rolls around they either forgot or are jonesing so bad that its the last thing in the world they want to do. Similar to a party promise.
Brett isn't really coming out tonight, those were just cocine plans she made last night.
by BillG April 24, 2005
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Cockasaurusrex

A dinosaur from the jerassic period with few preserved fossils, its cock is so large it is said to be able to knock out any dinosaur with one hard swing of its massive penis
cockasaurusrex defeated the spinosaurus again! damn!
by uncle sams cousin May 2, 2011
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cockatoo

Well obviously the 13-year-old dipshit idiots are having a field day...

They're birds of the family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes; in other words, they're parrots. They're mostly found in Australia and its surrounding territory. The mid-sized, yellow-crested, white-feathered bird you see in fiction is just one species, but it is the most common one.

You have a pet cockatiel? That's the smallest genuine species of cockatoo, and the easiest to tame; the others are more difficult to domesticate, and probably not worth your time unless you know your stuff.
tl;dr cockatoos are Australian parrots, not whatever other shitty definition a bunch of brain-deprived prepubescent boys made up on the spot.
by Kiriazis November 6, 2009
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