Pearl Coat 

The act of a dude busting his nut curd and laying his jizz load on a surface or person.

I gave Rachel’s left cheek a pearl coat.

I wanked myself in the kitchen and laid a pearl coat on the cutting board.

I rubbed one out in the bathroom at the office and left a nice pearl coat on the toilet seat.

Pearl Coat by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

winter cooter coat 

when someone (usually a girl) allows over growth in the pubic area due to lack of razor or mate. And in few cases a way it keep your under area warm in the winter.

"god Ashley did Ryan dump you? 'cuz you've got one hell of a winter cooter coat going on. I can see it through your jeans..."
"its a good thing im single its cold so im thinking on saving money on razors and growing out my winter cooter coat

winter cooter coat by Kitzle VonBugaloo September 15, 2010

gentleman's riding coat 

A condom.

The Honourable Tarquin ffylkheme-Gernlough (pronounced felch me gently) was conceived due to his father forgetting his gentleman's riding coat.

gentleman's riding coat by Totnes Bamber November 21, 2016

Reverse Poacher's Coat 

An extremely deviant, debauched, illegal and animal-unfriendly act of human/beast fusion which requires a poacher's patience or alternatively a midnight visitation to a petting zoo for immediate faunal supplies. Then it's off to the local brothel at two in the morning for re-insertion of said animalia back into the wild undergrowths of the jungle regions of Clunge National Park.

Monty: I say, old chap, what were you up to last night?

Winston: I spent the evening at Fat Sally's House Of Dubiosity where I attempted a Reverse Poacher's Coat.

Monty: Top hole, Sir. And what did you manage to get, pray tell?

Winston: Three years, sex offenders register and a lifetime subscription to the NSPCA newsletter.

Reverse Poacher's Coat by ManoDestra September 9, 2011

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat 

Mishearing lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that, your just mishearing it"

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

Reagan-coat 

Like the word sugar-coat. a way to make something more appealing to Republicans.

Based on a statement by Bill Maher. "Republicans would buy an ice cream if it was called Dog Shit and Reagan."

By adding Reagan into anything you get a way to Reagan-coat something

Reagan-coat by guy in the middle of no place November 4, 2011

Zuffle Coat 

A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
or
A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains

"I'm just popping out to the chemist's for some more french ticklers,, it's a bit nippy so I'll put on my old Zuffle Coat as my good one's at the dry cleaners"
or
"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".

Zuffle Coat by Roger Mellie of Fulchester July 1, 2003