choop log

The cross between a chode (a penis that is extremely wide but extremely short) and a poop log.

Ben: dude, kameron told me that cassie holmes loves to take it in the butt.

Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs

Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.

by Ben crawford October 9, 2007

Cleopatronize

A woman who patronizes men for the sake of being a big-headed woman. See "Penis Envy"

That woman cleopatronizes the men in her online group function because she wishes to be like them but cannot and uses her "power" to patronize them.

by BoxofRocks September 29, 2007

Choop

Where a person has a lip of chewing tobacco in while taking a poop.

"I'm gonna sit on the toilet and take a choop"

by KentuckyHotStick May 19, 2010

clip-flip-clop-flop-whoosh-clip-flip-clop-flop-neigh

1. The sound of horse-riding in flip-flops
2. A Peruvian brand of chewing gum
3. The result of too much cow-tipping

The horseback rider heard a clip-flip-clop-flop-whoosh-clip-flip-clop-flop-neigh while jumping his/her horse.

by JunebugHorseLove March 29, 2009

Cleopatronize

When a rich woman disparages poor women

Ann Romney doesn't need to Cleopatronize single or working mothers.

by lofty567 September 23, 2012

chooped

An elegant, meditative high that is much more sedating than simply "chopped". I.e. chopped with a twist

Tyler: Carl's been locked onto that couch for DAYS maan, how'd he get so chopped?

Kyle: He ain't chopped bro, he's fucking chooped.

by TACOBELLCRAZ June 2, 2015

cleopatria

Cleopatria is smart, outgoing, goal oriented, compassionate, and completely Divine. People often look for leadership in "Cleopatria" many look up to a Cleopatria as a role model and many also can't stand the fact that they are a very confident people. Cleopatria is a natural social butterfly but also keeps a guard up to keep haters out of the circle. If you are lucky enough to have Cleopatria as a friend you can expect nothing but the up most loyalty from them, they are very adventurous people and always looking for a new way to make money and will not settle until their comfortable enough. A Cleopatria knows what they want in life and carries them selves with the highest level of pride. As long as your not on their bad side you will be smooth sailing with Cleopatria.

Always love a Cleopatria

Cleopatria will remain humble

Value a Cleopatria

Expect the best from Cleopatria

by Miss Cleopatria December 20, 2016