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porn'o'clock

That time in the evening when the internet slows down because of all the married men starting their evening's porn viewing
"Dammit, the internet's slow as fuck!"

"Porn'o'clock"

"Fuck it is."

"Fuck it, wanna fuck?"

"Yeah, I won't get anything done online now anyways."
by JonathanTM June 14, 2012
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Clock Spider

A huge huntsman spider found by someone in a relative's house, living under a clock. He took 3 photographs before, presumably, running from the room with terror. the first one is the clock, with the spider's legs poking out from one side of it. the second is a pic of the spider with the clock gone (it's not clear whether the clock has been moved or the spider as moved away from it) and the third one is a horrifyingly detailed close up showing the fur on the spider (eurgh). According to legend, this spider once had a ninth leg which fell off in a battle with limecat and became the being mortals worship as "God". Fools, clock spider will not treat them with mercy when judging them along with worshippers of limecat who will, undoubtedly, be fed to the spider after judgement day. rumor has it that the messenger the spider sends as the "judge" on judgement day will be a humongous piece of cheese, but since the spider will probably have eaten the Jupiter sized king of cheese long before then, who will be sent remains to be seen...
clock spider > limecat / limecat > clockspider / AAARRRGGGHHH! IT'S BIGGER THAN A CLOCK!!! *faints*
by hatrickpatrick April 7, 2004
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alarm clock

a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.
alarm clock:
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
kid:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."
by allisgoodindahood December 31, 2011
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curly clocksprings

I pulled down her panties to reveal her curly clocksprings
by Benedict Betts December 21, 2006
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hustle clock

The time at which your hustle game is on.

It's what's going through your head while you hustle, time-on-a-timeline. Frame by frame.

It's the microseconds you have while you're in the zone, and only you know where it'll end. They weave together, each frame ahead of those around you.

It's what you work with, not against. Hustlas never work against the clock. That's for regular time, with regular people.

It's represenative of your mindset. Looking at your hustle clock is like an out of body look at yourself. While those around you think about regular conversations, your mind is on another level. It's what you look at when you know you're in hustle mode, and stops when you stop your hustle.
(a)

g: What just happened?

g: Was he on his hustle clock?

(b)

(insert your story here)

g: Dirrtyy! That's dope sick. Sounds like a porn / hollywood movie. True playa. He must've been on his hustle clock.
by showmeyopaperz July 6, 2010
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Chooky Style

Can be used to describe something either extremely lucky, non-skilful or extraordinarily out of character.
My Wife punched the stuffing out of another player (ice hockey), which was extremely out of character…such behaviour is known as Chooky Style. My wife (same wife) only ever seems to score goals using the bare minimum amount of skill…these goals are referred to as Chooky Style. My wife’s name is Chooky…
by chooky's bitch May 12, 2009
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Clock gobbler

Someone who wastes time in rocket league at the end of the game by pestering the opposition in their own half
If you weren't such a clock gobbler, we wouldn't have won the game Nigel
by Coasdfghj August 9, 2017
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