That time in the evening when the internet slows down because of all the married men starting their evening's porn viewing
"Dammit, the internet's slow as fuck!"
"Porn'o'clock"
"Fuck it is."
"Fuck it, wanna fuck?"
"Yeah, I won't get anything done online now anyways."
"Porn'o'clock"
"Fuck it is."
"Fuck it, wanna fuck?"
"Yeah, I won't get anything done online now anyways."
by JonathanTM June 14, 2012
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Get the curly clocksprings mug.The time at which your hustle game is on.
It's what's going through your head while you hustle, time-on-a-timeline. Frame by frame.
It's the microseconds you have while you're in the zone, and only you know where it'll end. They weave together, each frame ahead of those around you.
It's what you work with, not against. Hustlas never work against the clock. That's for regular time, with regular people.
It's represenative of your mindset. Looking at your hustle clock is like an out of body look at yourself. While those around you think about regular conversations, your mind is on another level. It's what you look at when you know you're in hustle mode, and stops when you stop your hustle.
It's what's going through your head while you hustle, time-on-a-timeline. Frame by frame.
It's the microseconds you have while you're in the zone, and only you know where it'll end. They weave together, each frame ahead of those around you.
It's what you work with, not against. Hustlas never work against the clock. That's for regular time, with regular people.
It's represenative of your mindset. Looking at your hustle clock is like an out of body look at yourself. While those around you think about regular conversations, your mind is on another level. It's what you look at when you know you're in hustle mode, and stops when you stop your hustle.
(a)
g: What just happened?
g: Was he on his hustle clock?
(b)
(insert your story here)
g: Dirrtyy! That's dope sick. Sounds like a porn / hollywood movie. True playa. He must've been on his hustle clock.
g: What just happened?
g: Was he on his hustle clock?
(b)
(insert your story here)
g: Dirrtyy! That's dope sick. Sounds like a porn / hollywood movie. True playa. He must've been on his hustle clock.
by showmeyopaperz July 6, 2010
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My Wife punched the stuffing out of another player (ice hockey), which was extremely out of character…such behaviour is known as Chooky Style. My wife (same wife) only ever seems to score goals using the bare minimum amount of skill…these goals are referred to as Chooky Style. My wife’s name is Chooky…
by chooky's bitch May 12, 2009
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