Clark Kenting

To wear glasses that you don't need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true identity. So called for Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, who by the simple act of wearing glasses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.

"Take a look at John, he's totally Clark Kenting it to impress that Jessica chick from his econ class."

"What do you mean?"

"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."

by fist taco February 24, 2010

clackalackin

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What up naka, whats clackalackin

by Dave April 26, 2003

Clark Kent

Verb, to conceal an outfit or article of clothing under another, usually done when the concealed garment isn't appropriate to wear.

I'm Clark Kenting my green "Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced" t-shirt at work tomorrow because it's St. Patrick's Day.

by Tony Dedo March 17, 2009

Clackadadle

A cock, as in the bird.

That clackadadle woke me up real early this mornin'

by Dig'NRigs August 25, 2009

clacktop

Clacktop is a type of S&M
it is when the more domineering half of the realtionship straps their partner to a bed and hires a monkey to bite his/her nipples. This will send an orgasm to the other body, endorphins, these chemicals get released into the air, causing the monkey to act as if drunk, exciting the couple

#1: Last night...
#2: WHAT!?!?! tell me NOW or i will stab ure penis
#1: i hadd............
#2: SEX??
1#: im not fucking victorian...... clacktop!!!!!!

by babymonkeyxxxxxxxxx April 24, 2011

Clankles

When cankles does not capture the extent of stovepipe legs - clankles (combining calf, leg ankles).

Whoa man check Denise's clankles!

by TMoneyID November 6, 2011

Clacka-kicka

A Aussie bogan mole of low class, fowl mouthed &with the temperament of a cassowary usually holding a beer

That clacka-kicka, always causing trouble at the pub, like a crazy cassowary on heat...

by SARCHANGELUS February 9, 2017