Clocked

To complete a video game.

I clocked Final Fantasy 7

by NuclearApox September 4, 2005

cold-clocked

When someone puts a clock in your freezer as a joke and you don't find it until weeks later.

Two weeks ago I had a party, and just this morning discovered that I was cold-clocked!

by Flarkington April 27, 2010

clarked

To be humped in the ass with a giant strap-on dildo by your partner or significant other.

The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.

by D1ngo1 October 17, 2010

clicked on

To accidentally click on the wall post bar instead of the comment bar while facbookcrastinating and posting a private joke to both parties friends list!!!!!!

Damn she just got clicked on

by B- RYAN March 29, 2011

Cracked Theology

A study of God that avoids touching on the painful truths of living a holy lifestyle—for example, a failure to warn believers of the dangers of embracing or condoning a life of moral elasticity or selective obedience.

Unlike the popular feel-good prosperity gospel, preaching about cracked theology is an unpopular topic in church circles—believers are seldom warned that if they’re not purposefully living a life of godly obedience, they’ve heading to hell.

by MathPlus September 16, 2018

clacker

A remote device used to detonate an explosive, or anti-personal mine such as a claymore.

Soldier1: Hey, theres a charlie breeching the perimeter.
Soldier2: Well, what are ya waitng for, hit the clacker.
Charlie: Ahhhh, my legs.

by Matt Pennington March 24, 2004

clanked

when dancing and a dudes balls clank together making an odd sound

I was so embarrassed last night while dancing with my lady friend I clanked!

by geex ( geek and sexy) November 17, 2010