the passion of the christ

A movie by the guy from The Road Warrior. A decent effort, however I noticed a lack of aliens, monsters, car chases, gunfire, and double anal scenes in this movie. Overall it is worth watching and I can't wait for Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ Part II: The Revenge Of Jesus, coming to theatres in summer 2009.

"Why did we pay 10 bucks to see The Passion Of The Christ when we could have watched our old vcr tape of The Road Warrior instead and spent the 10 bucks on weed?"

"Mel Gibson re-wrote the bible, therefore Mel is our God".

"I haven't seen so much blood in a movie since Dead Alive"

"In Mel We Trust"

"The Lashin' Of The Christ"

by french fries and gravy April 28, 2006

Jehesus Christ

A variation of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" Usually used in times of emotional distress or anger.

*Whole family is killed by explosion*

Atlas - "Jehesus Christ! Isn't that just like Ryan?"

by Jak B 001 September 11, 2009

Jesus Christ Bar

Aussie way of describing the bar above the windows of the passenger seats in a car/truck. In incidents of road rage, reckless driving, four wheel driving, burnouts, etc. the passenger(s) will grab onto it and usually yell "Jesus Christ!"

also known as "Oh Shit!" bar.

As I was doing a massive burnout my friend was gripping the Jesus Christ Bar tightly.

by JustinA <3 November 5, 2009

Christchurch

Christchurch is a term that is exclaimed when someone finds themselves in a situation where the shouting of Christ or Jesus Christ would generally be warranted. The term is said to have been created in southern Ontario (Canada) when a young chap hurt himself in the presence of devout churchgoers and wanted to yell Christ. As it is blasphemous to use the Lord's name in vain, the inventor - who was well read in Oceanic geography - quickly added church to the end of his exclamation.

Note: If you hear someone use Christchurch in this context, it is customary that you reply by stating Auckland - or more rarely, Wellington.

John: (Stand up in a low ceiling basement and hit his head) 'A christchurch!'

Peter: Auckland!

by jamic39 August 13, 2015

christabell

One of the shortest people that you will ever meet. She is loyal as a chihuahua. Fun to be around. She will randomly cut people or bite them and then when they have been defeated raise them up to the highest of their potential. She is a crazy nigga but a good nigga.

Dang man she just bite my ankle she's such a christabell

by Habitually strange May 10, 2016

christarian

An authoritarian that uses Christianity as a means to legitimize their ideology.

That preacher screaming about obedience to God, and not about loving your neighbor, is not a Christian. He's really a Christarian.

by jurban1997 January 30, 2017

Christa Dawn

The shy when you first meet her girl with a heart of gold. Loyal to her people and loves beyond imagination. She is the most kind person almost to a fault because sometimes people take advantage of that kindness and cause her hardships. But she just rolls with always believing you get what you give! Her #1 rule is also the golden rule = treat others how you want to be treated. Her profession is what she believes she was born to do because a forever caretaker. She is very strong because of all the hardships and ugliness she has faced in her life but yet she is humble and loving. She is the epitome of beautiful for she is inside and out!

Christa Dawn is the best home health aide ever!

by Melawn1 August 28, 2017