Chronic Colonic

It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.

Wow, Bob sure looks bloated today. He should get back to doing his Chronic Colonics.

by rexcars27 April 22, 2009

Google Chrome

the search engine that tracks you 24/7

Google Chrome is so bad; it tracks me 24/7.

by YulTheWizard October 1, 2019

Chronic Texting

When a person is so enthralled in their texting/ phone capabilities, they act as if they have smoked a pinch of chronic. Symptoms include, not responding to simple questions, not being able to walk, sleepy eyes, no care for the outside world, basically unable to perform any basic function that does not involve their phone. Sometimes they even start laughing for no apparent reason as if they are chronic high.

Hey Joe, want to go to the mall?" *no response or movement "Joe! come on man lets go!" *stares and laughs at phone "You just aren't the same when you are chronic texting"

by lukepatty317 November 26, 2010

Native Chrome

is duct tape that indians on the rez use to fix the dents/holes in their rides, also been used by white people in trailor parks

Whitey: Is that Duct Tape on your car?
Indian: Naw man, its Native Chome
Whitey: Native Chrome?
Indian: Fo Shizzle My YT-Nizzle

by Standing Deer May 16, 2006

Minnesota chrome

A nickname for duct tape. In the land of lakes, snow, road salt, and rusty cars, they use duct tape a lot more often than they visit the auto body shop.

There, patched my car door up with some Minnesota chrome, it's as good as new!

by Bloopy October 22, 2009

Chronic Masturbation

Someone who cannot stop masturbating

Julie could not stop playing with her toes, Julie was suffering from chronic masturbation.

by Pigfucker9001 June 7, 2018

the chronic

Didn't start the Gangsta era, that was back with N.W.A. It did however revolutionize gangsta rap with its melodic, three dimensional beats. Before that a repetitive loop was used for a beat. Released in 1992 by Dr. Dre following his breakup with N.W.A.

Shit, playin' The Chronic just makes me wanna go to da hood and pump my hydrolics.

by T-Unit January 31, 2005