A person who constantly Googles or uses Wikipedia (or other internet resources) to self diagnose their illness based on symptoms they've been experiencing.
Kaley is a Wiki-chondriac. She wakes up with a slight headache after a night of drinking. She immediately sources Wikipedia where she finds that there are several common causes including:
"tension, migraines, eye strain, dehydration, low blood sugar, hyper mastication and sinusitis." She also finds that there are life-threatening conditions such as "meningitis, encephalitis, cerebral aneurysms, extremely high blood pressure, and brain tumors" associated with headaches. She quickly jumps to the conclusion that she's dying of a brain tumor and needs medical assistance rather than a Tylenol and some water for what is a really a bad hangover.
"tension, migraines, eye strain, dehydration, low blood sugar, hyper mastication and sinusitis." She also finds that there are life-threatening conditions such as "meningitis, encephalitis, cerebral aneurysms, extremely high blood pressure, and brain tumors" associated with headaches. She quickly jumps to the conclusion that she's dying of a brain tumor and needs medical assistance rather than a Tylenol and some water for what is a really a bad hangover.
by Amy Elizabeth J March 30, 2009
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Peyton Manning, Chris Leak, The Boston Red Sox(2004), The Chicago White Sox(2005), and John Elway were all chokers but won the big game and are now former chokers
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Get the chinese chicken choker mug.Most believe that it comes from the Curse of Ham...Others believe it is the lack of knowledge and education inside the Black Communities...The word is derived from manditory greed and selfishness instead of selflessness..Concentrated areas with African Americans and heavy hopelessness to the point of laziness and irrational thought proccess leading to no greater progress and success....Examples of this would be as follows: Trash everywhere in the set environment including near sewage drains by homes, Having no interest in reading any books besides Sports Illustrated and Ebony,Believing the only way to "Getting Rich" is through activities that dont require much brain power like Music, Sports, and Drugs, Creating fixes for oneself including Drugs, Fancy Cars, and "spotlight" attire before having the proper financials, Always working against ones brother leading to "Crab in a Bucket" Theory, and still blaming the Caucasians for every problem or issue that happens in there lives.
The Boondocks is an awesome example of the Coonery Curse.
Steve-OH: Man my dude there is other ways to use your time rather than watching another nigga floss his money on these music videos
Darren: Yea true but this is all I know and I have the white man to blame for it taking me out the hot jungle for this cold climate...We Some tropical people!
Steve-OH: Don't you want to break this coon curse and make ya family happy while making something of yourself?
Darren: Yea nigga im all about that money my boy...I figure if I rob me a couple of niggas, steal me a fresh Comaro to put rims on, sell crack to the bumbs, pimp a couple of these sistahs out, and stay steady lookin clean in my clothes, I'll be at the top in no time....
Steve-OH: Man my dude there is other ways to use your time rather than watching another nigga floss his money on these music videos
Darren: Yea true but this is all I know and I have the white man to blame for it taking me out the hot jungle for this cold climate...We Some tropical people!
Steve-OH: Don't you want to break this coon curse and make ya family happy while making something of yourself?
Darren: Yea nigga im all about that money my boy...I figure if I rob me a couple of niggas, steal me a fresh Comaro to put rims on, sell crack to the bumbs, pimp a couple of these sistahs out, and stay steady lookin clean in my clothes, I'll be at the top in no time....
by $teve-0H August 14, 2010
Get the Coonery Curse mug.Discovered by Dr. Steve Forrest in 2011 while observing a film on human sexual intercourse. A cloner occurs during arousal, when the clitoris of a woman fills with blood causing it to become erect and protrude outward from the vagina.
This often resembles the male "boner" which happens during male arousal when blood fills the shaft of the penis causing it to become hard and stick up in an erect state.
A "cloner" gets its name from combining "clit" which is short for "clitoris"(the piece of skin in a female vagina that contains a tremendous amount of nerve endings that cause great pleasure when stimulated) and "boner" referring to an erect male penis.
A "cloner" will pulsate and become increasingly lubricated from vaginal fluid released during sexual arousal.
Some females have very large "cloners" while others may not have a very noticeable one at all. Sizes range from under an inch to 3" or more.
This often resembles the male "boner" which happens during male arousal when blood fills the shaft of the penis causing it to become hard and stick up in an erect state.
A "cloner" gets its name from combining "clit" which is short for "clitoris"(the piece of skin in a female vagina that contains a tremendous amount of nerve endings that cause great pleasure when stimulated) and "boner" referring to an erect male penis.
A "cloner" will pulsate and become increasingly lubricated from vaginal fluid released during sexual arousal.
Some females have very large "cloners" while others may not have a very noticeable one at all. Sizes range from under an inch to 3" or more.
"I was about to hookup with this girl last night, but right as I was about to go down on her, right where her clit was there was a little nub sticking up!?"
"Dude, your girl has a cloner! Its when her clit gets all hard like a dick! Good thing you didn't eat her out!"
"Yea...about that..."
"Dude, your girl has a cloner! Its when her clit gets all hard like a dick! Good thing you didn't eat her out!"
"Yea...about that..."
by boredkid420 October 7, 2011
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