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Defecting The Children

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"
"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005
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Fall Children

the hardcore AFI fans. also a great AFI song off the album All Hallows EP
the fall children really loved the show last night in Berkley
by Mike April 15, 2005
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hello there children

a famous line used by a character called 'Chef' in South Park.
it symbolizes something extraordinary is about to happen
1) Chef: Hello there, children!
Kids (in unison): Hey, Chef.
Chef: How's it going?
One or all of kids: Bad....

2) Whenever you meet someone you greet "Hello there children" even if he is the only person.
by Smokin Gunz March 12, 2008
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A webcomic written by John Campbell. The characters are poorly drawn stick figures, while the storylne, surreal at points, follows the life of Gary, a miserable man working at a call company.

Many other characters exist, as well; Paul the ghost (who was, for a long period of time), the main protaginist of the series. Deceased as he was, and doomed to haunt earth as a ghost, he wore a sheet over him, to give him that "ghostly" look.

Jeremy was the antisocial roomate of Gary's, for some time, until he died. Then Paul haunted his body. So now he's Paul. Just so we're clear. If you see him on a strip, dont be all like 'HEY IT'S JEREMY". It's not. It's Paul.

There's a little girl called Maddy, daughter to Afsheen and Sara, and she is allergic to sunlight, so she often wears a pillowcase over her. She used to frequent the devil's tool, otherwise known as "the internet", but after being warned by Paul about the consequences, she has stopped. I guess. I don't know, I'm assuming that. Don't take my word for it. Go through 300 strips and figure it out for yourself.

Afsheen, and Sara. Together, a couple, the latter a cousin of Gary's. Allergic to metal and plastic, respectively. or the other way around. Not really sure.

The humor is mostly dark, and lacking a punchline, and reliable sources have confirmed that strips are often inspired by John's drug induced imagination.

Joking aside, it’s damn funny. You should check it out.
by InternetCooking February 5, 2010
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married with children

Funniest show ever. Aired on the FOX network, which started in 1986. MWC started in 87, making the first ultr-succesful show for FOX. When the show launched, it wasnt a hit, but later it caught on. Since this show, there have been many copy-off shows with dysfunctional families. None of them were as good. Ultimately, one of the funniest sticoms ever.
I still watch Married With children re-runs everyday on the FX channel.
by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003
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have my children

The phrase you use when someone is so unexplainably attractive to the point that you must anchor them to yourself permanently, such as by having children together.
Them: *looks at you with those sexy bedroom eyes*
You: “omg, have my children
by PoppiBoi December 23, 2021
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married with children

Pretty much the only good show to make it past Fox's 3-season cut off. One of the few US programs that was remade for a British audience in the form of "Married for Life". Great cast, original style, and brilliant writing. A handful of American sitcoms still try and duplicate the show's style and all fail terribly. War at Home sucks. Don't watch it.
Christina Applegate is also the main reason to watch Married with Children.
by Laffeyete July 15, 2006
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