windex and cheese

What sperm tastes like

If I had to describe the taste of sperm, I'd say it was like windex and cheese.

by JennaQ July 5, 2005

chalk and cheese

Two things that might be confused as similar but which are in fact very different.

Fedora and Ubuntu are like chalk and cheese.

by Anacrolix April 17, 2009

freeze the cheese

Act of holding in a fart; not cutting the cheese.

Remember to always be polite and freeze the cheese in elevators.

I was on a date with a hot chik and right when things got intense I had to blow some wind, but luckily instead I froze the cheese.

by anna1dee May 12, 2010

Clapping them alien cheeks

The act of having sex with an Area 51 alien after or during the September 20 raid, usually in a meme context.

Hey Michael, are you going to the Area 51 raid next week?
Yeah, I’m gonna be clapping them alien cheeks

by Meer0000000 August 2, 2019

Cheese Roll

When someone fingers you whilst eating a cheese roll

Did you hear Sam cheese rolled that girl?

by CheeseRollin December 25, 2018

Nacho Cheese Kid

A Kid Named Noah Who’s In Baylen Levine’s Videos. He Has An XXX-Large Nut.

Baylen:*crunching in nacho cheese doritos*
Noah: Are Those Nacho Cheese?

Baylen: Yeah

Nacho Cheese Kid Is Born

by kayleesummer42 March 27, 2019

Username checks out

Whenever a user posts some stupid crap and their usernames makes what they said make sense.

Assdestroya9000: I sure love ass.
ChillNotGayGuy: Username checks out.
RandomGayGuy69: Username above also checks out, what are you doing on gay men ass sub Reddit?!?!

by CUMSE March 11, 2021