Cheeto

When you use your finger to poke into somebody’s butt crack.

“Man I just cheeto’d

chase and now my finger smells like shit”

by Pimpzaddy April 9, 2019

Wrinkled Cheeto

An elderly person that has a bad spray tan

"hey,did your grandpa get a spray tan?"
"yea, hes such a wrinkled cheeto"

"hey have you seen donald tr*mp lately?"
yea, the man looks like a wrinkled cheeto

by Barack Yomama May 23, 2011

hot cheeto fingers

When you finger a girl while she's on her period.

Yo I hooked up with Shana last night and I didn't know she was on the rag so I ended up with Hot Cheeto fingers!

by Anal_abbey April 25, 2016

hot cheeto hand job

When a girl of African or mexican descent eats a whole bag of hot Cheetos then proceeds to give you a hand job with the hot Cheeto dust on her fingers.

Did you hear cole got a hot Cheeto hand job from lily rainbow?

by Pallelo pallelo August 14, 2021

G Cheeto

The person above me is an idiot that needs to either go back to first grade and eat some Cheetos or just turn on spell check.

Does G Cheeto not know about spell check?

by FoxtrotJulietBravo January 11, 2022

concern for my Cheetos

when a friend worries about crunchy snacks getting too moist

Karl was preparing his snack bowl with Cheetos, apples and carrots when his roommate, Larissa, asked "won't that make your Cheetos soggy?" Karl replied: "no not at all but your concern for my Cheetos is greatly appreciated"

by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2020

Cheeto

A codeword for cigarettes when you're around anti-smokers, so you can avoid a long-ass lecture about smoking.

Two guys are inside, beside two non-smokers.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna go for a cheeto?"
Guy 2: looks over to the non-smokers "Yeah sure!"

by Invasian June 3, 2009