shit your cheerios

True story...

33 years ago I was 8 years old sitting in front if the tv with the last bowl of honey nut cheerios in front of the tv... my brother comes over naked and lifts his butt cheek to blow a fart in my direction... a drop of shit landed plop in my cheerios... "oh my God! MOM!!! <insert brothers name here> JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY CHEERIOS!". He would say i shit in your cheerios. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THE EXPRESSION SHOULD BE USED. TRUE STORY.

"i shit your cheerios" The cheerios dont have to be honey nut.

by ShitInYourCheerios August 31, 2017

Cheeriooo

The act of shagging a girl on a bathroom floor, without even blowing your wad (for whatever reason, possibly bucket fanny...)

Oli did a cheeriooo at hannah's house with kelly

by anonymous April 14, 2005

Cheerioaste

A popular breakfast cereal featuring bite-sized wheat rings and two hands forever gripping the edges of the bowl, tearing it wider for all eternity.

Yeah, I've tried Cheerioatse. They taste like ass.

by Eyeballflyball August 8, 2003

cheerious

being serious about cheerious

im so serious about my cheerios thats is a very cheerious situation!

by leftoverromance June 30, 2009

Cheerios

Bagel seeds, commonly known as Cheerios, are the young stage of a plain bagel from your local Starbucks.

Person 1: "I'm hungry!"
Person 2: "Go get some bagel seeds."
Person 1: "It's Cheerios!"
Person 2: "They are the same..."

by Dinousrname February 12, 2019

Cheerios

Edible solid substance used so people can submerge their penises into it.

Me: "Let's play swords in this box of cheerios!"
Everyone: "Yeah!

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

cheerios

Legend has it, if you plant a cheerio in sacred ground, you’ll get a donut plant

I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...

And my heart has been severely damaged...

So John if you’re out there-

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020