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Chasing Shadows

"I can't stop thinking about what happened to me as a kid. I keep chasing shadows."
by Chrimson85 July 4, 2025
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like a dog chasing a truck

SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.
(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
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by GS71 May 18, 2015
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Ambulance Chasing Lawyers

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.
“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”
by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016
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Higgins Storm Chasing

A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.

Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.

Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).

He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.

Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
by Brabbyscrawhauck January 21, 2020
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booty chasing

to abandon friends, responsibility, and pride in the pursuit of female ass; occurs most often in social settings.
Damn, I blacked out last night but Will couldn't help me because he was too busy booty chasing.
by StepOlive January 30, 2019
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clout chasing

by clout chasing April 29, 2020
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