checking my stock

Its when you stratch your balls and sniff your fingers.

I've been checking my stock and its straight skin cheese son!!!

by Kazel February 24, 2006

checking out

to commit suicide; to end your own life,

stems from checking out of a hotel, checking out of your own life, choosing to leave.

i fucking gone im gone im gone, so im checking out. im checking out real soon.

by john gold March 29, 2007

chalking

To make cocaine into lines, to excess consumption of cocaine.

Person 1 - 'Dude, why are you giving me so much grief? You have been up and down all night like a tit in a trance'
Person 2- 'Sorry blud, nothing personal, I've been chalked up all night'
Person 1 - 'What does chalking mean?'
Person 2 - 'Look it up on urban dictionary'
Person 1 - 'They wouldn't have the balls to put that up'
Person 2 - 'True'
'

by Dr Brain October 2, 2012

Chalking

When a guy utilises his erect penis to grind open, away, forward to any one and or all orifice in an up and down fashion.

"Dude, I was chalking Sally so much I thought I was going to be left with a stub".

by Harleydean January 17, 2015

Chalking

A new age form of vandalism started in the sha involving a group of people and a bucket of chalk. They go to the victim's house and write random messages and draw random pictures. sometimes even gifts are left. i.e. soda cans, toys, pet supplies etc.

-Did you hear there was a chalking last night?
-Dag yo, they chalked me too!

by Spencer Barron October 14, 2006

Chanking

Chewing loudly with your mouth open. Usual offenders are people chewing gum, or those that have blocked sinuses who are unable to chew with their mouths closed. Name comes from the 'chanka-chanka-chanka' sound of someone doing this.

Just my luck to be stuck on a train full of people chanking loudly on their food.

by ChayD November 9, 2016

Cracking under pressure

When someone is really confused and doesn't know whats going on, and starts to panic.

Bill: Hey bob, wanna partyyyyyy
Sandy: Wait no come to meeeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Bill: Come to meeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Sandy: Come to meeeeeeee
Bob: (Cracking under pressure) Uhh.. uhh... ah.. ahh.. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

by Oreztov July 7, 2017