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cereal squatters

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Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.
People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
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Cereal Box Heroes

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A popular band from the Houston Texas area.
DUDE did you hear the cereal Box Heroes show last night??

yeah i did they are soo good
by Bosse Loosveld October 22, 2007
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cereal killer

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as in fruit loops. one who knows stuff. crazy hax0r.
by Anonymous January 17, 2007
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when cereal is exposed to continual lando, and is sat upon by smelly butts of adolescent young men in a musty tent. (See 'lando')
This place is totaled! Major cereal hell!
by unknown June 14, 2003
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cereal song

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a song that some might call a "soft" song such as a love song or something in there.
you can always say this when you actually just want to listen to it in front of everyone when they call you gay or something in particular.
you just want to zone/mellow out and listen to a frekn song without you someone judging you as if you woke up in the morning and your eating cereal and you feel like listening to a tune.
steve: "OMG dude wtf are you listening to??? You pussy!!!!"

bob: "Dude... calm down... its a cereal song. So I like listening to Poison and Coldplay... it... takes me away is all >.>."
by catinthehat101 March 31, 2009
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Cereal Box Nudes

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A word used to describe nudes and girl sends when she has no curves (boobs/ass)
Person 1:"Omg did u see Sadie's cereal box nudes?"

Person 2: "Why would I want to see that she has a body of a five year old."
by Person7504 August 25, 2017
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