carpet muncher

slang term used to describe a lesbian or bisexual women. highly offensive to the gay community.

Yo man, I heard Brittany Hubble is a carpet muncher!

by Ryan974 July 23, 2007

hashinshin's carpet

act of masturbating on a carpet

did you see Johnny do a hashinshin's carpet on that bitch's face?

by bigblackniggaballshd420 February 21, 2020

clean the carpet

to shave, trim, wax and/or manicure pubic hair

Crap! I completely forgot that David's coming over tonight... I need to run home and clean the carpet.

by runnerbabe July 2, 2009

carpet back

to descride a mans excessively hairy back!

gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

carpet bomber

Refers to the lesbo that illicits her sexual explosion upon the "carpet" of her dyke counterpart.

It took me three hours and two showers to clean up that atomic carpet bombing she laid on me last night. She is a carpet bomber galore.

by scissorccs March 21, 2010

Carpet Cleaner, The

When you are doing a girl doggy style on a rug or carpet and you grab her hands so that her face falls into the carpet.

I gave stephanie the carpet cleaner yesterday. She got pissed and stormed out.

by Greg H March 17, 2003

Carpet Ninja

Carpet Ninja, be definition can be used in any sentence where no other word will suffice. It is intended to stun and confuse the other conversationalist toward whom it is directed.

The word is derived from a mixture of the phrase "carpet muncher" and ninja (master of the dark arts)

Stop being a Carpet Ninja!

by Yatez November 2, 2007