Ass Card

A cue-card size piece of paper or thin cardboard with the word "ASS" written on it. When one person acts like an ass to another, the ass-ee can give the card to the ass-er as a means of letting the person know that they crossed a line and are just acting like an ass. Generally seen as a peaceful alternative to punching someone in the arm for being an ass. This comes in handy in places where punching is considered inappropriate, such as the workplace, dinner with the in-laws, and church.

A: Hey dude, your mom's cute.

B: Dude, that's weird.

A: Seriously man, she's so hot I'd TOTALLY do her.

B: *Hands ass card over* You crossed a line.

by JoePackage August 20, 2010

Red Card

Fictional card you "throw down" to your friends to initiate a no questions asked go out and get bombed no matter what kind of night. Typically you get one per year within a group of friends.

I don't care if its Tuesday and everyone has 9 a.m. class, my girlfriend just broke up with me, I'm throwing down a Red Card. Bust out the Jager!

by fluffhead1999 May 5, 2009

Rad Card

When you give yourself a Red Card from going into work, thereby ejecting yourself from showing up at the office

I pulled a Rad Card today stating that I will not show up at work today, so I can chill at home instead

by vietboy620 August 7, 2008

pie card

A highly paid union official concerned primarily with friendly relationships with management.

Our business agent is a pie card.

We had planned to go on a wildcat strike, but the piecards found out about it and told the company.

by wobbly February 1, 2004

You triggered my trap card

A phrase yelled when someone triggers your trap card, usually followed by "Oh no!"

"Oops, I stood on this doormat."
"You triggered my trap card!!!"
"Oh no!"

by Phaz November 23, 2007

race card

What "certain folks" like to cry when they don't get their way.

Awe.....that shopkeeper won't keep the shop often after closing time for me to shop...I'm going to cry the race card!!!

by Piranha January 27, 2005

Report Card

A piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.

Gilman: This sucks! i'm failing everything!

Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005