Jordan Maron or otherwise known as CaptainSparklez is a youtuber who also works with Machinima, He is a super sweet loving guy. He has his hair up in a "fo-hawk" For some he is also "socialy awkward" Others might just thing his as another hot youtuber. He loves to play Minecraft Call Of Duty Zombies. He is easily scared and just a fun guy to prank once in a while. Whenever you get to meet him, try to scare the hell out of him. hehe.
Girl 1: OMG Its Captain Sparklez like the most awesome guy ever!
Girl 2: I now right and his hair is sooo HAWT!
Girl 2: I now right and his hair is sooo HAWT!
by Mrs. Sparkly girl July 28, 2013
Get the Captain Sparklezmug. Him: When a person says a thing that is obvious, you call them captain obvious.
Me: Thanks for that, captain obvious!
Me: Thanks for that, captain obvious!
by themoose December 28, 2007
Get the captain obviousmug. by Tubular Bells April 17, 2011
Get the captain's logmug. by The Reefer Man April 26, 2005
Get the captain blackmug. Joe Pilato's character in Day of the Dead. Universally known to be a badass although he doesn't actually do anything badass, apart from bad mouth all the other characters and yell at zombies.
Still cool.
Still cool.
by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005
Get the Captain Rhodesmug. When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.
by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017
Get the captain's buttermug. by Medhurst June 28, 2006
Get the Captain Bettypantsmug.