cane

short for COCAINE.

Look, mother fucker, don't pour the cane! We need to save that for the sluts, remember? ...Sick fucking fiend.

by ignorant mofo June 2, 2003

canned coochie

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

by BigChodus September 12, 2019

The Prison Candy Cane

To forcefully shove a candy cane down an erect penis then proceed to suck the candy cane

You better stfu or imma perform the prison candy cane on your broke ass

by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

Capaneese

Someone whom speakith the false truth

Bartholomew: Aye yo I got head from the principle
Charlemagne: Nah this dude be speakin capaneese
*Bartholomew and Charlemagne both then proceed to kiss*

by iLoveMennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 22, 2020

Canned-versation

A canned-versation is a conversation, usually kept very short, that mostly exists of 'canned' phrases and typical questions & responses.

Example of a canned-versation:

hi, how are you ?

good

how are you ?

good

... good

work?

good

yours

good

and the family?

goood

and y..

they good too!.

the weather's great

yes

very sunny now

indeed

it's good

good

okay, well see you

yep, see you around

by Cogari June 19, 2009

Cape Agulhas

The southernmost point of the African continent, and the official dividing line between the Atlantic and Indian Oceans. It is located at co-ordinates 34°50′00″S 20°00′09.15″E, about 105 miles southeast of the city of Cape Town, South Africa.

People think the oceans meet at Cape Point just south of Cape Town, but they actually meet at Cape Agulhas.

by adals September 13, 2009

Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016