callum cunt

A total and utter wanker who is small but a twat.

He is a total and utter Callum cunt

by Yaygeezetun December 1, 2017

callum maclean

a very very very bent person aha,also a fenian bastard

oy you callum maclean your a fenian bastard

by WatpDavid1872 July 13, 2019

Callum

Callum's are very sickcunts that prefer the outdoors over a screen. They are liked along many people and make the best out of any situation. Callum's are strong and know how to fight. Many Callum's are gym rats and do sick stuff.

Callum that sickcunt

by jordanar150 September 7, 2021

Angry Callum

When small Callum gets angry. Which is often!!!

Tilly: you’re angry
Callum: I’m notttt ANGRYYY!!!

*said in an angry manor* (eyebrows scrunched up)
Tilly: oh it’s Angry Callum

by Massivelad March 30, 2019

Callum

Callum.
A man who is highly intelligent, kind of cute but can sometimes make him self look like a shaggy dog, so he rarely likes to
Groom .He cares a lot but sometimes to much, doesn't like to be in uncomfortable situations for to long, Not a big drinker but when drunk tends to be the loudest most cheerful guy. 
He is sometimes stupid when trying to fit in. Has lost of friends but doesn't like many, hes more of a follower then a leader.

Callum is a true friends and simply amazing but thinks hes a god

by Used1105 December 31, 2011

golden calculator

According to Outkast's song, "Roses", what you need to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls.

"Even though, you need a golden calculator to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls."

by Chad "1m" Mosher June 7, 2004

Callum

a.k.a Cal Cal <3
Nathan Sykes look-alike, lovely person, always has something nice to say and is always hilarious!
Freaky fit, and a gorgeous gentleman ;)
All round perfect guy!

Girl 1: How was your date last night?
Girl 2: It was amazing, he was perfect!
Girl 1: Ahhh, must have been a Callum

by GossipGoat November 27, 2012