Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.

A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.

by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.

Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.

by Zzid July 10, 2021

Master Calculator

This is simply AJ's brain

Use your master calculator to solve this

by New onerf February 23, 2022

Reverse calculator

Non-gendered sex position involving two people and when viewed upside down, both participants appear to be boobless.

They were engaged in the reverse calculator.

by Myprivateradio September 9, 2022

math calculator

A calculator that makes life easier when doing math...

Yo can I use your math calculator?
No, ur just becoming dumber by the second bc of it.

by VEENNNN December 21, 2022

fortnite calculator

Being a fortnite calculator means you love fortnite skins and fortnite cosmetics and know when every cosmetic in fortnite was last seen in the item shop and their release dates

“Bro he’s a fortnite calculator he knows when the Travis Scott skin was last seen in the shop.”

by chowduh August 2, 2023