Cake

Rubbish. Taken from Brass Eye, where Cake is a new legal drug, and several celebrities (including Bernard \"It\'s a fookin\' digrace\" Manning) complain about how awful Cake is.

Yeah I heard that song. It\'s fucking Cake.

by Hazel Figurine April 26, 2005

cake

the best food ever and the best way to get fat, fast!!

i'm gonna go have 11 cakes cuz i want to be fat!!

by lil1189 October 8, 2005

cake

To Cum your boxers in over-excitement.

Dude, that band was so good, I caked!

by Josh Cormier September 12, 2006

Cake

Name given to a tea-phobic teen after been hit on the back the head unknowingly, this leads to embarisment as it seems that the cake stain is seaman.

the teen, or 'cake', then realises his hair is covered in 'spunk' after an african friend consults him about it, this leads to cake getting angry with the prankers s he is left embarresed and will forever be known as cake - or shirley

gareth rose.

blah blah blah blah cake.

by McLovin' 69 October 30, 2007

Cake

Something that is fucking funny. Seriously makes you laugh.

#1: A nigger got beaten hard.
#2: That's so cake!



#1: My sister shat her insides out :'(.
#2: CAKE!

by BigWetShit February 18, 2009

Cake

1. A band. An awesome one at that. With amazing songs such as Never There, The Distance, Short Skirt Long Jacket, Frank Sinatra and many more.

2. A delicious pastry.

1. Cake is one of my most favourite bands. My favourite song by them is Frank Sinatra.

2. Cake is tasty!

by Tim Gaertener October 5, 2010

cake

Being burned alive at a party in front of a jeering audience for informing on a criminal inside a pantomime cake

N00b- What a Great Party!
party goer- You didn't see the cake they had there?
N00b- What do you mean? I don't like cake
party goer- Just dont inform on these criminals or you'll be burned alive inside a cake at a party too

by Undead April 16, 2007