by LocalHero June 9, 2005
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A awkward six legged beast with three heads. This creature causes all living creatures around it to become tense and therefore to have a higher propensity to consume alcohol.
Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish.
This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets.
The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis.
DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds....
Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish.
This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets.
The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis.
DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds....
I fed popcorn to a Cuzarr at the bowling alley and had to start drinking because I didnt have a ribbed vibrator on me.....
by hairy nostril May 15, 2011
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by coxon July 1, 2011
Get the Cuzzywinks mug.1..CUZICAN: (because I can)
Has dual and yet simple meanings,
: cocky, audacious,bold, brassy,Rude boldness,obnoxious
2..CUZICAN: the ability to do so,wherewithal,,in a loving way, ,doing for others without judgementor reservation, sufficient ability,pure love,acceptance
Has dual and yet simple meanings,
: cocky, audacious,bold, brassy,Rude boldness,obnoxious
2..CUZICAN: the ability to do so,wherewithal,,in a loving way, ,doing for others without judgementor reservation, sufficient ability,pure love,acceptance
1.."you know why I'm gonna bank this shot 3 rails instead of just shooting it straight on? CUZICAN.
1..why do u seem to go out with so many girls? CUZICAN
1.. why do you think you can butt in line? CUZICAN
2. You let that lady just sit there and lie to you, and you still talk with her?? CUZICAN
2...but you done have anything left for yourself, you gave it all away and you aint mad?? why?? CUZICAN
2... why did you stay to help and not asked to get paid. CUZICAN
1..why do u seem to go out with so many girls? CUZICAN
1.. why do you think you can butt in line? CUZICAN
2. You let that lady just sit there and lie to you, and you still talk with her?? CUZICAN
2...but you done have anything left for yourself, you gave it all away and you aint mad?? why?? CUZICAN
2... why did you stay to help and not asked to get paid. CUZICAN
by That referrals guy July 3, 2012
Get the CUZICAN mug.The maximum amount of people that a Jacuzzi can hold. A Cuzziload varies based on the size of a Jacuzzi. The sizes of various Cuzzis are taken into account when determining a Cuzziload Conversion formula for comparing multiple Cuzzis. Cuzziload calculations are a component of the study of Cuzzinology. Students must take a Cuzziload Examination as one of their requirements to graduate.
Guy 1: Yo whats the Cuzziload for this Cuzzi?
Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.
Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!
Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.
Guy 1: Thats a Cuzziload?!
Guy 2: More like 10 Cuzziloads!!
Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.
Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!
Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.
Guy 1: Thats a Cuzziload?!
Guy 2: More like 10 Cuzziloads!!
by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017
Get the Cuzziload mug.An automobile that is also a Jacuzzi. The car runs and drives like a normal car but it is also a Jacuzzi. A Cuzzimobile. It is also known as a Cuzzinmobile.
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