A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.
by WillyWarmerSock October 5, 2021

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019

by Your Real Fatha March 13, 2009

Colfax Avenue is a major road that runs through the Denver metropolitan area. East Colfax is known for it's large number of low-price prostitution. Many of these prostitutes are known to have and transmit various venereal diseases and other ailments including crabs. The term Denver Crab refers to the uncleanliness of these prostitutes in Denver.
by nalpakj April 11, 2014

by poor noliman June 29, 2011

Blue crab is a type of sea crab you catch with a crab trap or while scuba diving. You catch a lot if you're lucky. Then you take them home, stab the crabs with a knife so they die quickly and relatively painlessly especially compared to the prolonged pain of boiling them alive. They go good with some onion and avocado salad and some rice. Mmm. Delicious! You use the claw to dig out the crab meat from the side. When it's cooked, it looks red.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023

Do you have an STD? I don't know. Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.
by _Schrödinger_ March 8, 2021
