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Comment Battle

A quarrel between two people over the internet, that normally turns out to be completely meaningless.
The argument is usually settled by one side's realization of the pointlessness and stops replying, either that or one person blocks the other.
What? X-Box is better than PS3?? I hope hes prepared to have a comment battle.
by DaUnknown2BComical1 February 18, 2011
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Comment Circus

When two or more people end up spurring humourous comments back and forth to one another after initial humour has been brought to the table. This results in the conversation sentences doing backflips on trapeze and shit.
Taylor: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me".

Colin: "LOL, m8, sounds like you had a ball?!".

Taylor: "Woah, well, lets just say I didn't hit it off".

Colin: "lallallal".

Taylor cracked a joke and soon both Taylor and Colin had entered into a comment circus.
by Aerelfirth June 7, 2011
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Comment Buzz

When the comments written by the audience or readers are more interesting or humorous than the actual source itself, the only reason you remain in / return to the source is because it has a 'Comment Buzz'. This can be applied to almost any social networking site where viewers can express opinions such as youtube, facebook, twitter, etc.
1) Tim: Dude, you're watching Friday by Rebecca Black? What are you, like 12?
James: Man, chill, sometimes I come for the comment buzz.
Tim: Yeah, sure.

2) Wayne: Check out Alana's hot bikini selfie on Facebook.

Chad: .. Found it. It's not that hot. You can't really see her boobs.
Wayne: Scroll down and check out the comment buzz! There's an argument between her ex, her sister and her new boyfriend. I think her ex is threatening to release her nudes!
Chad: No way!

3) "I'm reading this story online that's pretty lame. Only reason I keep reading is because of the hilarious comment buzz on one of the ships."
by Mang0Luver December 28, 2014
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Comment Attention Whore

Person on youtube who writes "Like if You're watching in 2016" or "im only 13 and all listen is punk rock. am i cool yet?"
by Ni11ioN June 10, 2016
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commander doge

an illegal that can't even jump over a wall and no tiene un pito (doesn't have a dick)
Look at that commander doge over there, what a faggot.
by smartblackboy March 19, 2019
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commander vook

The type of person who has an authoritarian presence, although they may not be often aware of this. Commander Vooks are sometime viewed as scary and cryptic, and not just to their friends. Commander Vooks are seen as cynical and at times, creepily terrifying. Despite all of this, they are renowned for having a strong affinity towards Germany, both past and future. Beware, Commander Vooks are always watching their peers, even if they are not aware....
“I was at the store today, but this guy I saw was real creepy, almost like a Commander Vook...”
by Omega Team June 3, 2020
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Commander Connor

A up going youtuber who is almost at 100 subscribers.
Commander connor is the best youtuber ever around in the whole wolrd
by SpEcIaL f0rCeS November 17, 2020
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