golf carting

when you drive a hybrid automobile in a manner that it only runs on electricity and it is almost silent and it sneaks up on pedestrians and they are startled or surprised by its lack of gasoline engine noise.

I turned off of the freeway onto my street and I was golf carting all the way home. I used no gas. The engine never fired-up. Scared the shit out of my neighbors and their dog who were walking.

by martinatty January 14, 2009

Hardilidge Cartilage

When you get wet or get a raging boner from a good rub and finger/tongue fuck in the ear

Hey baby I love the way you work your tounge on my ear canal, giving me a hardilidge cartilage

by The Mortimaster August 12, 2017

captivitiate

To put into captivity

We would have to captivitiate the dinosaurs if they were brought back to life.

by KTCarson November 1, 2008

caitiee

a hot chick who askes the ...... questions in truth
but she is rather hot lol

Caitiee says:
How far have you been with a chick?

by MrSmilie69 November 28, 2009

Carailing

Ca.rail.ing

Definition: To stumble and meander into people or objects whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Often occurs after a few too many Jägerbomb's in Queenstown.

"She was completely smashed lastnight, carailing all over the place"

He carailed right into that guy.

by Cloudz October 21, 2012

Carbibore

A person who bores the hell out of anyone within earshot about their low-carb diet.

Bob wouldn't stop droning on about his Atkin's diet, he's such a carbibore.

by wiretapper June 24, 2016

cactina

When your shaved pubic hair begins growing back and its so sharp it pricks like a cactus.

Cam: "Ouch! Emily, your cactina is pricking me!"

Emily: "Sorry babe, I shaved two days ago and its too short to shave again."

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by Tayler Schenkeveld June 8, 2016