butterfinger gargoyle

When a black man shits onto a woman’s finger. Then as lubricant, the woman uses this finger to flick her bean and finger blast her g-spot.

Babe, Will you please butterfinger gargoyle me for Valentines Day this year? It would really turn me on.

by Peanut butter gargoyle April 7, 2024

Butterfingers

When someone is fumbling — generally in reference to men;
A lighthearted acknowledgement to a boy that is fumbling;
E.g. Messing up with a great girl they had a chance with. Dropping the ball. Probably repeatedly, and losing their chance with said girl. Losing their shot. Not living up to their potential.

“Hey butterfingers,”
“Okay butterfingers”
female response to a guy that’s been fumbling, messing up, losing his shot. Sometimes as a jest but also acknowledgement he’s fumbling

by Jayfitzgerald February 15, 2026

Batteries Night

A "Batteries Night" is when you're hanging out with friends, but one key person isn’t there--and they’re the only one who has or can get something you need. So, while you wait, you just give up and do literally every other random thing in the house.

"We were supposed to watch a movie, but Alex had the HDMI cable. Turned into a full-on Batteries Night while we waited--we played Uno, made pancakes, and tried to fix the sink."

by PJSans May 20, 2025

Droppin Batteries

When you're holding Batteries and you drop them.
It is frowned upon in most cultures.

Girl 1: Holy shit! Dante is droppin Batteries!!
Girl 2: Fuck! That is so frowned upon.

by Dontdropthebatteriesyouwhore April 13, 2011

double butterfinger

The action of finger a girls vagina and asshole using only melted butter as a lube.

My principle gave me a double butterfinger this morning.

by The helpless victim January 12, 2018

spicy butterfinger

A sexual act where chili powder or oil is secretly added to anal lubricant before applying

Mike surprised Denise in the bedroom with a Spicy Butterfinger. She was furious for days

by Chuck Lippincott July 27, 2018

Lipo batteries

Rc car batteries, that have a lot of power, but become bombs, if not treated right. They're basically note 7's but a less explosive if treated right. If not they become balloons.

Ah shoot I left the Lipo batteries in the sun and now they're puffed bombs.

by Starcup May 13, 2021