butcher's kiss

A 'butcher's kiss' is a prank or revenge act a menstruating woman can play on her sleeping partner (or any other sleeping person).

The intention is to leave a bloody smear across the victim's face or body, which is the 'butcher's kiss', by direct contact with the labia. Extra props are given if the victim is not roused during the act. Further props are given if the victim is still unaware of the butcher's kiss while in public.

"I thought we were cool again, but as soon as I fell asleep she gave me a full-on butcher's kiss. When I woke up she was laughing at me with that asshole Bob. She'd taken pictures and put them online.

I swear, man, I can't live with my mom anymore."

by _CherryPip_ March 4, 2010

bitcherella

Noun; a self idolizing moron, a bitch without any useful sense or skill.

That damn bitcherella can't even write a schedule properly.

by clouds 101 November 21, 2013

buttered eggrolls

When someone makes you happy. you, being the eggroll, are good on your own, but when someone butters you, you become better. Or when something/one is very pleasant to be around, they are like buttered eggrolls.

Mark, Emily talks about you like buttered eggrolls.

by canigetauhhhhhhhhanimetiddie December 23, 2017

Wooly Butcher

A gentleman who has a large amount of hair, especially in the pubic region.

"He was so hairy. A proper wooly butcher"

"I had a back, sack and crack cos i didn't want her to think i was a wooly butcher"

by theliarwithin April 20, 2009

Getting Buttered

To be in the process of being harshly critiqued for your actions.

I just got buttered in that last meeting. I have been getting buttered all week.

by realbacon July 23, 2018

Pig butchering

Part of an online scam technique (e.g. romance scam or Nigerian prince fraud). Refers to the process of fattening up a pig (in this context, means getting someone well and truly hooked) before killing it. Also a verb, to pig butcher someone.

From a crypto currency forum: “Anyone here fallen victim to pig butchering and willing to share details of how it happened?:

by Vardie September 16, 2023

Buttered

Being 'Buttered' is to be slightly high or drunk.

"Awh man! Look at Bryan! He is so buttered, he even brought his own munchies!"

by Dick-Licker October 1, 2011