Bust Napkins

1. Any material used to covertly clean up jizz. Bust napkins encompass everything from tissues to socks, and are frequently used when emergencies arise. Such emergencies include: having one's mother walk in, discreetly jerking off while one's roommate is asleep (those bathrooms are always so far away), and stealthily eradicating swimmers from one's bunk while in the Army.

2. The act of hastily covering up something.

3. An exclamation of excitement or awesomeness.

1. Sidney Crosby was receiving a facial from every employee of ESPN when he heard his boyfriend walking down the hallway. Realizing that he had little time to wipe off the bust and would be seen walking to the bathroom, he quickly used a bust napkin and successfully eliminated the bust.

2. "So, dude, what did you think of Nancy Pelosi's newest statement about waterboarding?"

"Bust napkins, dude! She fought an ill-thought battle against the CIA and lost worse than Michael Moore at a sprinting competition."

3. "My new sound system is fucking bust napkins, bro!"

by Captain Clint Dangler May 17, 2009

Bust a Zot

Euphemism used by Students at the University of California, Irvine to describe masturbation.

"Dude i have four roommates, it's hard to find a place to bust a zot"

by Peter T. Anteater November 14, 2016

busted cunt

A vagina that's extremely loose usually do to the fact that the woman has frequently used extremely large dildos, or possibly had sex with a man who was hung like a t-rex.

Kayla is a freak but she has a busted cunt because she loves huge dildos.

by the true definition April 9, 2015

bust a bitch

Driving; To make a U-Turn.

I gotta bust a bitch onto Nineteenth Street and head the other way.

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

ghost busting

The event of a male orgasm with out an ejaculate

I jerked off so many times in one day that i started ghost busting

by piss jerking October 14, 2014

Bust and Bounce

To bust a nut and leave immediately afterwards. Can apply to women or men.

Friend 1:"These bust and bounce guys are gettin' on my nerves".

Friend 2: "I know girl, I don't wanna become a bust and bounce chick but they leave me no choice".

by jigga69 April 8, 2008

busting a nut

Ejaculating.

Sometimes, all a guy wants to do is bust a nut, and go to sleep.

by Ghost July 27, 2003