Bruno

A man who we don’t talk about, and he also has visions

Mirabel: I got Bruno vision
Tia pepa: we don’t talk abt Bruno no no no. It was my wedding day 😒

by Divina <3 January 7, 2022

bruno mars

bruno mars is hot, sexy and perfect. he is an extraordinary artist who has produced many bangers such as 24k magic, thats what i like, and please me. bruno mars is a lifestyle

"oh hey you know bruno mars?"
"yes."
"is he the sexy one?"
"of course."

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022

Bruno

Bruno is a young man who is very socua. He always stays neutral, and doesn’t really get mad at people. He is very smart and helpful. His girlfriend Jessica is also very smart and similar to him.

Omg have you told Bruno the latest tea?!

by coahforlife March 2, 2019

Bruno

a nickname for master splinter a boy whos a rat and trains four turtles

Stranger: So where do you live bruno?
Master Splinter: in the sewer with my sons

by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019

bruno

Something or someone that won't be talked about forever

My father is very bruno of my wife, as if she's not good for him.

by Marmstrong June 25, 2023

Bruno Moreda

A grumpy, stubby, red-dick, hairless, no cow milking, squanch mating creature residing in the small town of Valley Ford, Ca.

What’s wrong with that guys red penis dad?
He most definitely is a Bruno Moreda son.

by Trumpfux December 26, 2019

Bruno

My husband

Family: if come you marry everyone who?
Me: Bruno

Family: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO!

by Ember2022 January 28, 2022