blowser

female bowser (ie mario baddie)

blowser is such a hard boss

by simonzephyt January 4, 2008

Wowsers Bowsers

A seemingly innocent phrase, often used in pervasive situations. It can be used as an explanation of joy or excitement, but it is more commonly used to remark on a female's body.

1. WOWSERS BOWSERS! How does she fit all that in them jeans?

2. (Slightly less perverted)
NickNick (MyMy) had a wowsers bowsers moment when Kristin shared his drink at the movies.

3. (No perverted connotation)
Wowsers bowsers, I am so sloshed from those XS energy drinks; honestly, out of my mind right now.

by RedLeader80 October 22, 2008

Gay Bowser

Teen slang used for describing rough gay cactus sex, Most commonly used by Gay Males wanting to feel some extra erotic pleasure.

"Me and my homie John are ganna hang out later for some gay bowser mom"
"Hey Daniel, wanna do some gay bowser when my mom falls asleep?"

by Dr. Edward Robins Of NASA February 23, 2021

Bowser

A turtle like creature that is most like a rapist. He is known for finessing Mario's fine bitch Peach and aggressively molesting her.

Damn Bowser thinks peach is thicc.

by mrkrabs420 November 18, 2018

Bowsered

(Adj;Noun) discribes one who has been in a negative circumstance.

guy 1: "yo, she threw all your stuff in the garbage?"

guy 2: "yea man, she totaly Bowsered me."

by jack be nimble 1990 August 26, 2010

Bowser

Comical term used in the context of discussing and/or conducting and exposition about the male sex organ. Originates from the comercial device used to ejaculate petrol into motorized vehicles, hence the physical metaphore at hand. "Bowser" is also misappropriated and used in reference to the smash hit video game franchise "Super Mario Brothers" however, this is in reference to a different "bowser" - an overweight antagonist war turtle.

Hey bro show us your bowser at this most inconvenient time which consists of the hours between 6pm to 8pm because thats when most modern and conventional households hold their late afternoon/evening meal.

by Dylan-Banga August 14, 2011

Bowser

Synonyms: Goodbye, later, peace.

Why? Probably because Bowser always comes at the end of most every Mario game. Don't over-think it.

Friend: "See you later, man."

You: "Bowser."

by Ling Blinger July 22, 2013