alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024

pump the brakes

stop what you are doin like swearin or cussin

wooooooah pump the brakes on the wordich

by cole maj March 21, 2024

Racing Brake Check

An action done under caution right before the green flag. This is done intentional when the leader knows he is fixing to be beat by the second place car. Considered by most to be a chicken shit action.

I did a racing brake check right before the green flag dropped to get separation from second place. I won the race even though I caused them damage…

by Racer Logic July 17, 2022

South Carolina Brake Light

During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.

Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

The Budapest Brakes

Whilst travelling down the laneways of Budapest on a rental scooter, a man enters a woman's (or man's) anus from behind.

Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.

Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.

P1: Hello change! How was your night last night?

P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.

by Dr. Ehar September 8, 2022