Jack Bauer (Bower)

When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.

Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...

by Legacy II January 8, 2016

A Loser & A Boozer

(1) Alcoholic
(2) A person with a very low income who drinks too much to avoid the Sorrows of his/her life

Charlie Sheen is A Loser & A Boozer

by EmJayee November 21, 2018

Mayor Muriel Bowser

Mayor of Washington, DC.

D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser renamed a section of 16th street, in front of the White House, “Black Lives Matter Plaza” and had the slogan painted on the pavement in massive yellow letters to honor demonstrators protesting the killing of George Floyd by police.

by Monkey's Dad June 8, 2020

Wowsers and Bowsers

A term to express excitement, anger, sadness, pretty much can be used to express any emotions and used in any type of conversation

Did you see Lebron drop 60 points last night?
Wowsers and Bowsers he didn’t miss a shot.

by jjacav13 July 8, 2021

A Rusty Bowers

Named after lifelong republican Rusty Bowers who testified during the January 6th Congressional hearings...

When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.

"Any republican who speaks out against Trump can expect a Rusty Bowers."

by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience July 20, 2022

Mario and Luigi Bowser’s inside story

The best Mario game ever made.

Mario and Luigi Bowser’s inside story is the best Mario game
You’re spitting facts

by Voltron77 September 30, 2023

boozer loser

is a person who habitually drinks & gets sick therefore ruining the night for everyone else involved

"Kelly's such a boozer loser she's only aloud to partake in shirley temples when we go out as to avoid another trip to the car wash"

by lilpiz October 6, 2009