botard

A retard who wears a bow tie.

pronounced: BOH - tard

When the botard showed up for the interview, the hiring manager couldn't keep a straight face.

by CatULuv2H8 September 3, 2003

botard

a girl, or boy, who is totally dumb about boys

You're such a botard if you think he likes you.

by Tiandrea December 17, 2007

botard

A marginally intelligent human and/or Yoshi from Super Mario World 1,2...

NOOO dont fall botard!!

by jonny glock 9 & sean October 22, 2003

botardee

retarded, not smart enough

Stop acting botardee!

by Korn March 29, 2004

botanical entrepreneur

a fancy name for drug dealer.
def. Botanical- bo·tan·ic. of, pertaining to, made from, or containing plants: botanical survey; botanical drugs.

def. entrepreneur- a person who organizes and manages any enterprise, esp. a business, usually with considerable initiative and risk.

My boy jimmy dislikes when i called him a drug dealer, so instead i refered to him as a botanical entrepreneur

by Oogedy L Squad August 19, 2010

botanogasm

When you have an orgasm due to a plant and/or plant parts.

That avocado was so delicious it gave me a botanogasm.

A dendrophiliac has botanogasms.

That weed was so good, I think I had a botanogasm.

by athern February 28, 2011

Botakscotch

A guy that likes to penetrate his grandma's pussy with his nose

That botakscotch been jailed for 9 days

by Manskip January 1, 2017